What's the big deal about him anyway?
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Chuck Norris
What's the big deal about him anyway?
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BESIDES THE FACT Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time? He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.Originally Posted by 5stringJeff
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
I hadn't heard that one yet.
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This thread would have been more fun if you didn't reveal the source of our Chucknowledge
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
Scoundrel
If Jack Bauer was gay, he would be called Chuck Norris.
There, that oughtta stir the puddin' a little bit.
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Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris already did battle:
# Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.
# MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
# Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
Hahaha! LULzzzzz
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he needs.
Scoundrel
Nah, that was written by Chuck Norris fans. If Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris were ever at odds, Chuck Norris would try to roundhouse kick Jack, only to have his own legs run away in fear. Bauer would then shoot him in the back of the head...with a tactical nuke, knowing that it was the only way to be sure, and Chuck Norris is too dangerous to be left alive.
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Do you really think a tactical nuke will stop chuck norris? i mean he eats them for breakfeast. I think thats where his roundhouse kicks get so much power.
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Let's see...
Chuck Norris drives around Texas (a great state, by the way) shooting minor felons.
Jack Bauer drives, flies, and runs all over the country, killing terrorists and assassins and saving the world.
Jack Bauer, hands down.
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And I eat Cheerios for breakfast, but I'd be willing to bet that if Jack Bauer shot me with one in the back of the head, it would still kill me.
"Lighght"
- This 'poem' was bought and paid for with $2,250 of YOUR money.
Name one thing the government does better than the private sector and I'll show you something that requires the use of force to accomplish.
Hahaha! LULzzzzz
Whatev Hobbi. Jack Bauer would speak threatening whispers at Chuck and Chuck would respond by smashing his fist through Jack's torso and ripping out his spine all while not getting a drop of blood on his snakeskin boots.
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Jack Bauer is a fictional Character.
Plus, the actor who plays Jack Bauer is of BRITISH and CANADIAN nationality. Chuck wins...Every time. AND he has a middle name of "Rufus."
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
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Chuck Norris wouldn't surrender to his own father like a little bitch, then sit there, on his knees, crying like a baby waiting to be shot in the back of the head only to turn around and see his daddy had run off (Like a little bitch).
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
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