Sheriff: Woman sat on toilet for 2 years

[LiberalNation]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080312/...I55BvcKAtvzwcF

WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.


Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

[Little-Acorn]

Was her name Hillary?

If so, how long before she starts listing "tenacity" as another of her qualifications to be President?

[Said1]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080312/...I55BvcKAtvzwcF

WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.


Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

I'd be calling the men with nets and straight jackets after two days, max.

[Abbey Marie]

Maybe she was just too pooped to get up.

[Said1]

Maybe she was just too pooped to get up.

Maybe something was binding her up! Ha!

[hjmick]

You know, I think you two have shitty attitudes. These are really crappy things to say. Could be she was just pissed. Perhaps if she had been flushed the boyfriend would have called sooner.

[Little-Acorn]

Maybe she was just too pooped to get up.

Gawd, that was even worse than my post.

[The Reverend]

The Sheriff's name is MR Whipple

[Yurt]

Maybe she was just too pooped to get up.

no shite