How about you drop Bill and I'll drop Michelle and we rule the world together.
Deprograming Rushbots
Caption contest part 2
How about you drop Bill and I'll drop Michelle and we rule the world together.
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp92vkXcC0w
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"Forget it. With me and Michelle, the people are already getting 'two for the price of one'. You're old news."Originally Posted by The Reverend
"The social contract exists so that everyone doesn’t have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them." - Instapundit.com
Banned
Just be cool... neither Michelle or Bill suspect anything about last night....
Over 40 Victim of Fate
"Hillary, I didn't know it was Eliot when I picked up the phone!"
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll
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you wanna try a man for a change
"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)
God is with Us
How about you and I share the Lincoln Bedroom my first night as President. It'll be our little secret.
Immie
For it is by Grace you have been saved, through faith -- and this not of yourselves, it is the gift of God -- not by works, so that no one can boast. Eph 2:8-9
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"Yea, well screw you Hillary....... that's a myth about black men, besides, my father was full black and wasn't any larger than I am!"
No matter where I've traveled or how great the trip was, it's always wonderful to return to my country, The United States of America......... me
Senior Member
Hillary: Hmmm, kissing THAT cheek is barely worth the 20 pieces of silver....
"The social contract exists so that everyone doesn’t have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them." - Instapundit.com
Transplanted Yankee
Hillary: Isn't Edwards dreamy?
Obama: Yeah, but hung like a chipmunk!
Marine turned Soldier
B.O. - "I know you can't stop thinking about her, but she preferred going down on me."
POLITICAL ACTIVISTS CREED
"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brushfires in people's minds" -Samuel Adams
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men
stand ready to do violence on their behalf."~George Orwell
Seeker of virtue
"Hey Hillary, I am not only beating your behind for this nomination, but I'm sleeping with your husband too."
If we were as industrious to become good as to make ourselves great, we should become really great by being good, and the number of valuable men would be much increased; but it is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness; and i pronounce it as certain that there was never yet a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." - Ben Franklin
Imagine what good we can do if we all joined together, united as followers of Christ - M. Russell Ballard
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Obama: "Well, once I establish myself in this here town, Deputy Spade might turn out to be a groovy position."
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(Any Blazing Saddles fans here?)
"The social contract exists so that everyone doesn’t have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them." - Instapundit.com
Deprograming Rushbots
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp92vkXcC0w
Senior Member
One of the funniest movies of all time, couldn't be made today. I'm surprised they haven't taken all copies off of the shelves. "Excuse me while I whip this out"
Obama: "Well, once I establish myself in this here town, Deputy Spade might turn out to be a groovy position."
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(with apologies to Cleavon Little)
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(Any Blazing Saddles fans here?
No matter where I've traveled or how great the trip was, it's always wonderful to return to my country, The United States of America......... me
Senior Member
"It is my honor and privilege to extend a laurel, and hearty handshake to our new.... nigger."
(Guy falls off chair)
Priceless.
"The social contract exists so that everyone doesn’t have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them." - Instapundit.com
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