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    Damn straight, the South Will Rise Again!!!!!

    You Are 35% Redneck



    The wheels still turning, but the hamster's dead.
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    Well, here you go, Mr. P...

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    You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
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    <strong>You Are 15% Redneck</strong>
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    You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
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    I'm 30%. I'm the kind of southerner that makes yankees feel really stupid when they assume I'm a backwards hick.
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    I’m a disgrace to every Bubba and I’m sorry! Here, have a Bud. I must now go live with Shattered for one full year; during witch time I must teach her to cook a Southern meal with good pots, pans and skillets. Hopeless I know, but someone has to do it.

    Hey maybe it could get away with teaching her to boiil peanuts! :


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    <strong>You Are 40% Redneck</strong>
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    The wheels still turning, but the hamster's dead.<br />
    You're just fakin' bein' a redneck.
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    Why the Hell should I have to press “1” for ENGLISH?

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    How Redneck Are You?
    You Are 10% Redneck

    I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
    You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. P;20797[B
    Hey maybe it could get away with teaching her to boiil peanuts! :


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    You Are 10% Redneck



    I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
    You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackass View Post
    Boiled peanuts are a Southern culinary staple you Jackass!
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    You Are 5% Redneck



    I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
    You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

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    I object. This ain't no damned redneck test. This is a hillbilly test.
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