Can you people please feel sorry for me for a while?

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

I noticed a couple other people have been trying to capitalize on attention grabbing, "poor me" type of threads, and I was just hoping that everyone could post here, and waste your time on me, and my needs for a while. I have never asked for it before, and I am feeling a little sensitive lately.

Should I watch "Fried Green TomatoeS" or some other chick flick to make me feel better about myself.

Enough about these other punk asses....WHAT ABOUT ME???????

[The Reverend]

Fried Green Tomatoes

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYrlzEUuBIM[/YOUTUBE]

[hjmick]

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

[YOUTUBE]t8Nf1MK7lts[/YOUTUBE]

There...feel better?

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

You're the best....thank you! I could use a little more attention, though....

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

[YOUTUBE]t8Nf1MK7lts[/YOUTUBE]

There...fell better?

[hjmick]

R. Lee Ermey was robbed, he deserved an Oscar for his role.

Semper Fi.

[Mr. P]

I noticed a couple other people have been trying to capitalize on attention grabbing, "poor me" type of threads, and I was just hoping that everyone could post here, and waste your time on me, and my needs for a while. I have never asked for it before, and I am feeling a little sensitive lately.

Should I watch "Fried Green TomatoeS" or some other chick flick to make me feel better about myself.

Enough about these other punk asses....WHAT ABOUT ME???????

I'll send ya flowers.

Oh, "Fried Green Tomato's" was a damn GOOD movie!
Real men can deal with their....errrr....feminine side. Just curl up on the couch with some chocolate or somethin.

[dan]

I'm confused, shouldn't this thread have a poll and twice as many Youtube clips?

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

Stop trying to deflect the true nature of this post....it is about me. Not anyone else's attention grabbing attempts.

If you cannot focus on me, you are hateful, and not understanding of my needs, because I am the center of the univers!

I'm confused, shouldn't this thread have a poll and twice as many Youtube clips?

[Classact]

Go to bed with a good book or a woman who has read one and quit bitching!

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

You are selfish.....I want you to make me feel good, because I can post mindless shit on a website......c'mon....what kind of uncaring person are you to not totally go out of your way to care about the feelings of an anonymous poster...

Go to bed with a good book or a woman who has read one and quit bitching!

[Classact]

You are selfish.....I want you to make me feel good, because I can post mindless shit on a website......c'mon....what kind of uncaring person are you to not totally go out of your way to care about the feelings of an anonymous poster...

OK PM me with your address and I'll send you a 100mg purple pill and then Go to bed with a good book or a woman who has read one and quit bitching!

[Dilloduck]

OK PM me with your address and I'll send you a 100mg purple pill and then Go to bed with a good book or a woman who has read one and quit bitching!

I strongly recommend you get some advice from TM. She can 'resonate' with you and fill you in on the facts !

[Kathianne]

I noticed a couple other people have been trying to capitalize on attention grabbing, "poor me" type of threads, and I was just hoping that everyone could post here, and waste your time on me, and my needs for a while. I have never asked for it before, and I am feeling a little sensitive lately.

Should I watch "Fried Green TomatoeS" or some other chick flick to make me feel better about myself.

Enough about these other punk asses....WHAT ABOUT ME???????

Screw all of you! (Just kidding). I have lots of complaints too, LOL!

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

You just don't get it do you? It is about me, not you....can't you even frame a sentence with the focus on me?

Screw all of you! (Just kidding). I have lots of complaints too, LOL!

[Kathianne]

You just don't get it do you? It is about me, not you....can't you even frame a sentence with the focus on me?

Let's just agree that it's about 'us', meaning you and me. Screw the rest.