new job

[TheSage]

I started a new job this week. It's database crap. Querying and shit. Boring as fuck, but the money is good. Im a temp now but hopefully will be asked to join after a bit. Im kissing so much ass, my mouth taste like hemmorhoid cream.

Of course you all know the illuminati operatives project feelings of insecurity and scarcity into the population to keep us full of fear and under control.

That's where where I've been during the days. I know you've missed me.

I don't dare upon up this site over there. That will be the beginning of the end.

[5stringJeff]

Then I bet you understand this joke (which is on a T-shirt I own):

>SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned

[TheSage]

Then I bet you understand this joke (which is on a T-shirt I own):

>SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned

lol

I like this

SELECT mypenis into #vagina from My_BODY_PARTS



She's just a temp table dude. SHe'll be gone when the script is over.

[MtnBiker]

I read the thread title to quick, I thought it said "nut job", not "new job".

[TheSage]

I read the thread title to quick, I thought it said "nut job", not "new job".

Hey, I resemble that remark.you

[Gaffer]

I started a new job this week. It's database crap. Querying and shit. Boring as fuck, but the money is good. Im a temp now but hopefully will be asked to join after a bit. Im kissing so much ass, my mouth taste like hemmorhoid cream.

Of course you all know the illuminati operatives project feelings of insecurity and scarcity into the population to keep us full of fear and under control.

That's where where I've been during the days. I know you've missed me.

I don't dare upon up this site over there. That will be the beginning of the end.

So your slaving for the evil jews. Have you told the people you work for about the evil conspiracy?

Are you allowed to wear your tinfoil hat while at work? That keeps those projection rays away you know.

Its a shame such an enlightened peson as you has to work for a living.

[TheSage]

So your slaving for the evil jews. Have you told the people you work for about the evil conspiracy?

Are you allowed to wear your tinfoil hat while at work? That keeps those projection rays away you know.

Its a shame such an enlightened peson as you has to work for a living.

Dude, I'm crazy, not stupid. Im totally incognito.

[jackass]

Dude, I'm crazy, not stupid. Im totally incognito.

[TheSage]

You're laughing WITH me, Im sure!

[jackass]

Of course!!

[Gaffer]

Dude, I'm crazy, not stupid. Im totally incognito.

We all know your crazy. Now how long you remain incognito is another story. Just don't talk to anyone and you might get by.

[TheSage]

We all know your crazy. Now how long you remain incognito is another story. Just don't talk to anyone and you might get by.

Im really normal and nice. All the chicks are into me. I make licking gestures at them. They love it. Zero jew talk. Not much talk at all really. I try to stay focused on the job. I cannot trust myself to open up at all, I will start saying crazy shit. Not just about jews, but anything. Weird observations, trends of the world. Human psychology, the power of drama, aliens. It usually boils down to how what most people think is wrong! imagine that!

[Gaffer]

Im really normal and nice. All the chicks are into me. I make licking gestures at them. They love it. Zero jew talk. Not much talk at all really. I try to stay focused on the job. I cannot trust myself to open up at all, I will start saying crazy shit. Not just about jews, but anything. Weird observations, trends of the world. Human psychology, the power of drama, aliens. It usually boils down to how what most people think is wrong! imagine that!

Somehow I get this kids in the hall character in my mind going "I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your head"

[TheSage]

Somehow I get this kids in the hall character in my mind going "I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your head"

Im more like the guy who's just looking for his pen. My pen. My pen.

[Gaffer]

Im really normal and nice. All the chicks are into me. I make licking gestures at them. They love it. Zero jew talk. Not much talk at all really. I try to stay focused on the job. I cannot trust myself to open up at all, I will start saying crazy shit. Not just about jews, but anything. Weird observations, trends of the world. Human psychology, the power of drama, aliens. It usually boils down to how what most people think is wrong! imagine that!

Sounds like your better off keeping quiet then. Never know when those evil jews might have someone watching.

You have never discussed anything but jews so I have no idea what you think about anything else.