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    Default Water Vs. Wine

    Water Vs. Wine

    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each
    day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
    Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo. However, we do not run
    that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because
    alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    WATER = Poo

    WINE = HEALTH

    Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
    be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information;


    I am doing it as a public service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Cp View Post
    Water Vs. Wine

    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each
    day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
    Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo. However, we do not run
    that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because
    alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    WATER = Poo

    WINE = HEALTH

    Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
    be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information;


    I am doing it as a public service.
    even though i drink more wine than water ....my wife called bullshit on this one ..... she still thinks i am full of shit

    "I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is."

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Cp View Post
    Water Vs. Wine

    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each
    day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
    Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
    Really? what type of water, spring, tap, bottled? Do you have a link?

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    Yek! And I drink as much water as I can daily!

    I'm confident my smoking and 2 hours of sleep a day will kill me first anyway, but I'd still rather not be drinking crap!
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    Filter your water and you should be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5stringJeff View Post
    Filter your water and you should be fine.
    That's what I do.
    Blessed be Your name, when the sun's shining down on me, when the world's "all as it should be," blessed be Your name!
    Blessed be Your name on the road marked with suffering, though there's pain in the offering, blessed be Your name!
    Every blessing You pour out I'll turn back to praise. When the darkness closes in, Lord, still I will say...
    Blessed be the name of the Lord!
    Blessed be Your name!

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    Quote Originally Posted by manu1959 View Post
    even though i drink more wine than water ....my wife called bullshit on this one ..... she still thinks i am full of shit
    It's in writing. It must be true.

    (I'll stick to my crappy water, thanks.)

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