technology

[Yurt]

Three Women,two Younger And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.

Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound.

The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped.

The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.

'that Was My Pager ,she Said.

I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.'

A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang.

The Second Young Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear.

When She Finished,she Explained, 'that Was My Mobile Phone ,i Have A Microchip In My Hand.'

The Older Woman Felt Very Low-tech.

Not To Be Out Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive.

She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.

She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End.

The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.

The Older Woman Finally Said......... ' Well, Will You Look At That... I'm Getting A Fax '

[dread]

My face hurts from laughing sooo hard. That and the story reminds me of my toilet paper fiasco.

[Yurt]

My face hurts from laughing sooo hard. That and the story reminds me of my toilet paper fiasco.

long distance fax


not that i clicked, my friend told me, if you click you see NOTHING, no boobies *cries*

[dread]

long distance fax


not that i clicked, my friend told me, if you click you see NOTHING, no boobies *cries*

I hate seeing a grown man cry...Let me go get the digital out. Big baby!

[dread]

Here's your picture Yurt!

Enjoy!

[Yurt]

................................................he lp

[dread]

................................................he lp

Come on now...Dont be shy. You KNOW you want that extra lovin.