Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran
Church and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant
Church across the road. One day they were seen pounding a sign into
the ground, that said:

'DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO
LATE'

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and
yelled, 'Leave us alone, you religious nuts!'

From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash...
Reverend Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign
should yust say 'Bridge Out'?