I was born in raised in Anaheim. I only currently lived in the Bay Area to go to school. Next year, we are moving back.
I would make a lousy Arkie. I don't own a pickup truck and have no desire to go bass fishing. I've never even seen a possum!
I was born in raised in Anaheim. I only currently lived in the Bay Area to go to school. Next year, we are moving back.
I would make a lousy Arkie. I don't own a pickup truck and have no desire to go bass fishing. I've never even seen a possum!
I don't have a pickup truck either, and bass is inferior to trout, and fried catfish is just awesome. Possums, on the other hand, are annoying and vicious. You know how everybody learns that possums play dead when threatened? Bullcrap, they hiss and scratch. Those things will kill you.
And nobody calls us 'Arkies.' That sounds stupid and gay. It's "Arkansans."
Last edited by Hobbit; 03-09-2007 at 05:16 PM.
"Lighght"
- This 'poem' was bought and paid for with $2,250 of YOUR money.
Name one thing the government does better than the private sector and I'll show you something that requires the use of force to accomplish.
And nobody calls us 'Arkies.' That sounds stupid and gay.
That's the exact reason why we call you Arkies.
"Lighght"
- This 'poem' was bought and paid for with $2,250 of YOUR money.
Name one thing the government does better than the private sector and I'll show you something that requires the use of force to accomplish.
The Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"
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Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Arkansas State Lottery?
A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Arkansas?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
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A new law recently passed in Arkansas:
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
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Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?
A: I-40.
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Two Arkansasians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
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Q: What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
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A Arkansasian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
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Q: Why do folks in Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
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Q: What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.