Steelers in '23
14 years ago yesterday
14 years ago yesterday, I was married on the island of St. Lucia. Not a one of you bastards even bothered to say "Happy Anniversary"! That's ok though, the wife didn't bother either and I have a sneaky suspicion she had more knowledge about this than you guys.
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Seeker of virtue
Yeah, I feel for you bro. No one here wished me a happy birthday yesterday either.
If we were as industrious to become good as to make ourselves great, we should become really great by being good, and the number of valuable men would be much increased; but it is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness; and i pronounce it as certain that there was never yet a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." - Ben Franklin
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Over 40 Victim of Fate
Hey! I hear there's a Pity Party going on in here! Hot Damn! I haven't been to one of those for years!
Jim... Happy Anniversary, I had no idea. You'd think those no good brothers of yours would have remembered. WTF?
Av... Happy belated Birthday! Go buy yourself something nice from me.
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll
Steelers in '23
Don't have pity, just please kill me if you ever see me? Please?Originally Posted by hjmick
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Over 40 Victim of Fate
Kill you? Hell no. What would happen to our humble message board following your demise? If the Mrs. can't remember her own anniversary, she sure as hell won't remember to pay this bill!
Don't feel bad, my wife forgot my birthday the first three years we were married, and seems to do every other year or so still.
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll
Senior Member
happy anniversary
14 years ago yesterday, I was married on the island of St. Lucia. Not a one of you bastards even bothered to say "Happy Anniversary"! That's ok though, the wife didn't bother either and I have a sneaky suspicion she had more knowledge about this than you guys.
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who's jim?
Before enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. ~Zen Buddhist Proverb
...mischief managed!
I thought you guys were split up?14 years ago yesterday, I was married on the island of St. Lucia. Not a one of you bastards even bothered to say "Happy Anniversary"! That's ok though, the wife didn't bother either and I have a sneaky suspicion she had more knowledge about this than you guys.
I wanna rock right now
And no one wished me a Happy Canada day either. So you can all suck eggs, Biggots!
Over 40 Victim of Fate
HEY! Who the hell let the Canuck in?
Happy Canada Day? Why would we wish you a Happy Canada Day? I hear that Canada Day is the day Canadians set aside to protest the use of fireworks in the U.S. on the fourth! Ew... Acid rain... those stinking Americans...
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll
I wanna rock right now
Did you know the Quebecois do NOT celebrate Canada Day? In fact, I could cross the river and buy alcohol if I wanted. Accomodating, aren't they?HEY! Who the hell let the Canuck in?
Happy Canada Day? Why would we wish you a Happy Canada Day? I hear that Canada Day is the day Canadians set aside to protest the use of fireworks in the U.S. on the fourth! Ew... Acid rain... those stinking Americans...
Over 40 Victim of Fate
I would expect no less from those pseudo-Frenchies. Don't they want to secede from Canada anyway? Fake frogs, kick 'em out I say.Did you know the Quebecois do NOT celebrate Canada Day? In fact, I could cross the river and buy alcohol if I wanted. Accomodating, aren't they?
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll
Senior Member
That reminds me of the old non-PC joke.........I would expect no less from those pseudo-Frenchies. Don't they want to secede from Canada anyway? Fake frogs, kick 'em out I say.
Why did America get the Negroes and Canada got the French????
America had first choice. Bu bump bump
No matter where I've traveled or how great the trip was, it's always wonderful to return to my country, The United States of America......... me
A true Jackass
Hes not that lucky!!
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Jerome remembered, and dressed up for the occasion
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