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    Default Says It All About Obama

    Although a humorous story, it rings very true.........


    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

    The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a "post turtle."

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.

    The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle".

    The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there in the first place.
    No matter where I've traveled or how great the trip was, it's always wonderful to return to my country, The United States of America......... me

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    Obama is serious and you're trying to be funny? You or the story are not funny, zero. Sick? Yes. Funny? No. Keep your day gig, zero. You need it more than you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychoblues View Post
    Obama is serious and you're trying to be funny? You or the story are not funny, zero. Sick? Yes. Funny? No. Keep your day gig, zero. You need it more than you know.
    He's a dumb ass pole turtle, let it go Dildo.
    No matter where I've traveled or how great the trip was, it's always wonderful to return to my country, The United States of America......... me

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    He is the presumtive Democratic nominee for the Presidency of the United States of america, fakeass Buckwheat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sitarro View Post
    He's a dumb ass pole turtle, let it go Dildo.
    Get over it.

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    He's a punk ass stooge for the mob in Chicago, just like the Kennedys, we saw what happened to them when they didn't do as they were told. I wouldn't bet on a month for Obammmy.
    No matter where I've traveled or how great the trip was, it's always wonderful to return to my country, The United States of America......... me

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    Osama is a beached whale. rotting in the sun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sitarro View Post
    Although a humorous story, it rings very true.........


    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

    The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a "post turtle."

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.

    The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle".

    The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there in the first place.


    nice one!
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    and what will all you neocons do when he is elected president?

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    support him as much as you dems support bush, give him the same respect you give bush

    what more can we offer the post turtle
    Before enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. ~Zen Buddhist Proverb

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yurt View Post
    support him as much as you dems support bush, give him the same respect you give bush

    what more can we offer the post turtle
    I fully supported Bush right up until the point where he abandoned his priority to capture bin Laden and focused on Saddam. I doubt you faux-patriots will give President Obama ANY support. Party over country for you... first and always.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manfrommaine View Post
    I fully supported Bush right up until the point where he abandoned his priority to capture bin Laden and focused on Saddam. I doubt you faux-patriots will give President Obama ANY support. Party over country for you... first and always.
    Before enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. ~Zen Buddhist Proverb

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    like I said, I doubt you faux patriots will ever support our next president.

    I, on the other hand, did support Bush.

    therein lies the difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manfrommaine View Post
    like I said, I doubt you faux patriots will ever support our next president.

    I, on the other hand, did support Bush.

    therein lies the difference.
    proof? or are you now a fortune teller...

    here's a quarter
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yurt View Post
    proof? or are you now a fortune teller...

    here's a quarter
    my statement:

    I doubt you faux-patriots will give President Obama ANY support. Party over country for you... first and always.

    no "proof" needed, moron.

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    therein lies the difference
    that is a factual statement above genius... hung over drunkard?
    Before enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. ~Zen Buddhist Proverb

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