Pregnant man.
No such animal has ever existed. "Thomas" Beatie is not a man. Thomas Beatie is a woman with a beard. If the bearded lady at the circus gets knocked up, she's still a woman. "Thomas" Beatie is a woman with no tits. If a flat chested 20 year woman old gets knocked up, she's still a woman. "Thomas" Beatie is a woman. Changing your name, having your breasts removed, and growing a beard does not make you a man.
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll