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    Default Bathroom Talk

    In an effort to lighten the mood around here, let's share some details we despise about our bathrooms, or more specifically, what we despise about sharing our bathrooms. If you care to share, you can share what you like too.

    My towel doesn't need to be hung up, I left it on the floor next to the shower so it'll be there when I use the shower tomorrow.

    Please stop putting everything away that's on the sink. Deodorant, toothpaste, body spray, shaving cream & razor, hair gel - I use these daily, which is why I leave them on the sink.

    Leave the soap in the shower, or put 2 bars in the room. Nothing like getting in the shower and getting wet, then realizing the soap is at the sink and I have to walk dripping wet to retrieve it.

    Put the seat back up when you're done or I will start peeing on the seat as revenge.

    Don't stay in the shower for 2 hours, it'll take another 2 just for the steam to leave the room before I can use the mirror.

    Don't put 90 types of hair crap in the shower. When I go to shampoo my head I don't need to spend 10 minutes going through bottles finding something that actually says shampoo on it.

    Don't like the pubes left on the soap? LOL then get another bar for yourself!
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Note to my son: Please stop confusing "wall" with "toilet paper."
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    Both sinks really should belong to me.
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    This isn't a personal bathroom thing, but terrible, nonetheless.

    There are 7 urinals in here. I'm on the far end for a reason. Take one other than the one next to me or I'll pee on your leg.

    As for the one at my house:

    My bladder is exploding and I REALLY need to shower before heading out. I also have nothing better to do. If you hate me waiting outside the door for you to be done that bad, then you should stop taking an hour.
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    My ex used to leave his newspaper unfolded, with articles taken out for me to read. Newspaper and friggin flyers EVERYWHERE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    Both sinks really should belong to me.
    Tis how it is here, but they don't belong to me!!
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    I have my OWN bathroom, problem solved.
    If ya can't prove it, don't say it.
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    Stop soaking the rugs on the floor when you get out of the shower. Some of us don't enjoy haveing to suffer thru wet socks just to go into the bathroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nienna View Post
    Note to my son: Please stop confusing "wall" with "toilet paper."
    oh man, been there and done that! LOL
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiberalNation View Post
    Stop soaking the rugs on the floor when you get out of the shower. Some of us don't enjoy haveing to suffer thru wet socks just to go into the bathroom.
    Rugs that are close to the shower are there for a reason, and we assume for standing on while drying ourselves off!
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    In an effort to lighten the mood around here, let's share some details we despise about our bathrooms, or more specifically, what we despise about sharing our bathrooms. If you care to share, you can share what you like too.

    My towel doesn't need to be hung up, I left it on the floor next to the shower so it'll be there when I use the shower tomorrow.

    Please stop putting everything away that's on the sink. Deodorant, toothpaste, body spray, shaving cream & razor, hair gel - I use these daily, which is why I leave them on the sink.

    Leave the soap in the shower, or put 2 bars in the room. Nothing like getting in the shower and getting wet, then realizing the soap is at the sink and I have to walk dripping wet to retrieve it.

    Put the seat back up when you're done or I will start peeing on the seat as revenge.

    Don't stay in the shower for 2 hours, it'll take another 2 just for the steam to leave the room before I can use the mirror.

    Don't put 90 types of hair crap in the shower. When I go to shampoo my head I don't need to spend 10 minutes going through bottles finding something that actually says shampoo on it.

    Don't like the pubes left on the soap? LOL then get another bar for yourself!

    i could never live with you.............

    "I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiberalNation View Post
    Stop soaking the rugs on the floor when you get out of the shower. Some of us don't enjoy haveing to suffer thru wet socks just to go into the bathroom.
    you wear sock to bed and won't take them off when you get busy.....did we date once?

    "I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post

    ...body spray...
    After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    Never heard of 'Axe'? Makes us men smell nice! Plus, I saw a commercial where a guy was on a beach and about 1000 hot chicks attacked him cause he was wearing some. I'm just waiting for the women to come running...
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by manu1959 View Post
    i could never live with you.............
    Yeah, I know, I'm a bastard!
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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