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    I stubbed my big toe at work tonight, DAMN YOU GEORGE BUSH!!!!!!
    No matter where I've traveled or how great the trip was, it's always wonderful to return to my country, The United States of America......... me

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    You have to be kidding, zero!!!!!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by Sitarro View Post
    I stubbed my big toe at work tonight, DAMN YOU GEORGE BUSH!!!!!!
    Sadly, I know that your sick attempt at satire is more serious than even the truth of it. You're a sick puppy, cowgirl. Did you speak with your doc about it like I advised?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychoblues View Post
    You have to be kidding, zero!!!!!!!




    Sadly, I know that your sick attempt at satire is more serious than even the truth of it. You're a sick puppy, cowgirl. Did you speak with your doc about it like I advised?

    That damn George Bush caused me to get a blister too, he will surely rot in hell!
    No matter where I've traveled or how great the trip was, it's always wonderful to return to my country, The United States of America......... me

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    Your predicament is pitiful, zero.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sitarro View Post
    That damn George Bush caused me to get a blister too, he will surely rot in hell!
    But even as despicable as gwb is I somehow disbelieve your claim that he is somehow responsible for it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Steel View Post
    It's a wise choice. Like everything else he's touched, Bush has made a disaster of the American economy. The unemployment rate is significantly higher than when he was inaugurated and we've lost hundreds of thousands of jobs. Real income has fallen and we can't even borrow to help with the rough spots.

    This is the REAL problem with America right now.

    We shouldn't be borrowing to help with the rough spots. We should cut back and live within our means.

    Guess what folks. People lived without cell phones, cable TV and $5 lates for millions of years. Tighten your belts. DON"T BORROW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sitarro View Post
    That damn George Bush caused me to get a blister too, he will surely rot in hell!
    Here is an example of how Pres Bush ruined the life of this man's Mom


    At 10 o'clock this morning, received a desperate call from my dear mother.

    "Damn that Bush!" she cried. "Damn him to HELL!"

    "Take it easy, Ma. What's the problem?"

    "My car broke down!" she told me. "I have an appointment at the unemployment office to extend my benefits another two years, and I have no way to get there! DAMN THAT BUSH! He sent my job overseas, and now he's trying to take my unemployment insurance away! What am I going to do?"

    Ma has been out of work since Boeing laid her off in 2002, thanks to Bush and his tax cuts for the rich. The union hasn't called her back, and no one is hiring 65 year old Airplane Restroom Toilet Paper Dispenser Installers anymore. So she's had to subsist on her pension, social security, her 401k, alimony checks, welfare, and unemployment insurance benefits for the past two years.

    "Don't worry, Ma. Tell me where you are and I'll come help."

    "At the White Horse Tavern in Marysville. That's as far as I made it before the damn thing quit!"

    "Mom, that's totally the opposite direction of the unemployment office."

    "Oh that Bush has got me so riled up, I've lost all sense of direction!" Ma cried.

    "No biggie, Ma, I'll be there as soon as I can."

    "Thank you, dear. I'll go inside and have a beer while I wait."

    I arrived at the White Horse a couple hours later. Sure enough, Ma was inside nursing a pounder at the bar when I walked in.

    "Oh Larry, thank God you're here!" she greeted me. "I don't know what I'm going to do...I'm out of work, my unemployment benefits have expired, and now my car won't run! I'm going to wind up eating dog food right out of the can, thanks to Bush and his tax cuts for the rich!"

    "Would you like some more pull tabs, Mrs. Chomstein?" the bartended interrupted.

    "Yeah, gimme fifty bucks on number 10," my Mom told him. "Lotta good it'll do me...I haven't won shit since Bush put on a flight suit and announced 'mission accomplished' from the deck of that aircraft carrier."

    "Well, Ma, I'll go out and have a look at the car. Maybe I can fix it."

    "Bless your heart, dear," she said, handing me her keys. "I'll have another beer while I wait."

    When I popped the hood open on the Jeep, I could immediately tell what the problem was - the fan belt was broken. But upon closer inspection, it became obviuous that it had been cleanly and intentionally cut. I took the broken belt back inside the tavern and showed it to Ma.

    "Damn that Bush!" she screeched with anger, her face turning a deep red. "That BASTARD cut my fan belt! Oooh he really knows how to PISS ME OFF! I haven't been this mad since Nixon stole my panties at Woodstock! DAMN HIM! DAMN HIM! DAMN HIM!"

    "Calm down, Ma!" I told her. She was lapsing into one of her Sam Kinison screaming fits, and was already drawing a small crowd of slack-jawed gawkers. "Just relax, it's an easy fix. I'll just drive up to the auto parts store and get a new fan belt."

    "Oh thank you so much, sweetheart," Ma replied, relaxing a little. "I'll have another beer while I wait."

    An hour later, I had the new belt installed and the Jeep was ready to go - just as Ma came stumbling out of the bar, blood gushing from her mouth.

    "Holy crap, what happened to you?"

    "Oh I fell down in the baffroom and broke my toof on the edge of the terlet," Ma explained.

    "DAMN THAT BUSH!" we both shouted in unison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychoblues View Post
    Amazing. The new member reaches out for information, explanation, forthrightedness, anything to help him to understand and you jerks push him off as if he were nothing more than a tiny rock in your bumpy roads. What a bunch of genuine shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!! And the board slowly shrinks away!!!!!!!! Simply amazing!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry, but I didn't see it as reaching out. Seemed to me to be an awful lot of finger pointing without the knowledge of where to point his finger.

    Hell, even I got rough with him and I tend to consider myself very tolerant of liberals.

    Did you ever send that second Margerita my way?

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