Obama's WealthSpread™: I Can't Believe It's Not Earned!

[stephanie]

By Red Square
10/14/2008, 12:19 pm


While canvassing neighborhoods in Ohio this Sunday, Barack Obama advised a tax-burdened plumber not to worry about money because under his presidency money will disappear since it will no longer have any meaning anyway. Instead, all Americans will be living off Obama's highly nutritive WealthSpread™ formula that is surprisingly low in effort and is being promoted by a group of leading nutritionists known as the Cook Fringe of the Democrat Party under the brand name "I Can't Believe It's Not Earned!"



"Your new tax plan is going to tax me more, isn't it?" the plumber asked, complaining that he was being taxed "more and more for fulfilling the American dream."

PEOPLE'S GLOSSARY:

Socialism: A progressive political system that takes the power away from wealth creators and gives it to wealth distributors. Wealth distributors are typically a class of highly trained government bureaucrats who are being watched by a class of political commissars, who, in turn, are being watched by a class of secret police, all of whom are banded together by shared progressive morals. Because progressive morals are relative by definition, a certain measure of absolute propaganda is necessary to encourage collectivism and discourage counter revolution. Since such propaganda is delivered through mass media, arts, and schools, a degree of ideological monopoly, uniformity, and censorship is also required in those fields. The resulting mass enthusiasm creates a vibrant state-subsidized culture, leading to great economic successes and technological breakthroughs, e.g., North Korea.

"It's not that I want to punish your success," Obama responded. "I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind you, that they've got a chance for success too ... I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody."
"So instead of cutting taxes with a kitchen knife we'll butter it up with wealth and spread it around like we earned it," the Democratic candidate continued. "It's a patented foreign blend that is guaranteed to help improve my standing in the polls, but it's made with 100% pure American taxpayer sweat, which once again shows how taxes can be patriotic."


read the rest at..
http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=2417

[retiredman]

when whipped hard in one thread, you merely start another. why am I not surprised?

[stephanie]

when whipped hard in one thread, you merely start another. why am I not surprised?

the only thing you whipped is yourself every night, I'm sure..

you think I listen to your friggin nonsense..I've been around way too long to listen to a bullshitting windbag like you..


now go away little man..

[retiredman]

the only thing you whipped is yourself every night, I'm sure..

you think I listen to your friggin nonsense..I've been around way too long to listen to a bullshitting windbag like you..


now go away little man..

and yet, you engage me in the other thread on the same topic... and get your ass handed to you. funny, that.

[stephanie]

and yet, you engage me in the other thread on the same topic... and get your ass handed to you. funny, that.

yeah, I wanted to see how stupid you could be tonight.. and you didn't hand nothing to me..as I said, I don't listen to blowhards like you, just because you believe you are the intelligent one, doesn't make it so..


see ya..

[retiredman]

yeah, I wanted to see how stupid you could be tonight.. and you didn't hand nothing to me..as I said, I don't listen to blowhards like you, just because you believe you are the intelligent one, doesn't make it so..


see ya..

can you explain why Ike could have a 90% marginal tax rate, rich folks getting richer and it NOT be socialism, but Obama wants to raise it three percentage points back to where it was when everybody was getting rich during the '90s and, all of a sudden, THAT IS socialism?

I'll wait....until next tuesday if I have to.

[jimnyc]

I'll wait....until next tuesday if I have to.

You're neither cute or funny. You're bordering on a lifetime ban. I suggest you lay off your little tuesday jokes.

[manu1959]

can you explain why Ike could have a 90% marginal tax rate, rich folks getting richer and it NOT be socialism, but Obama wants to raise it three percentage points back to where it was when everybody was getting rich during the '90s and, all of a sudden, THAT IS socialism?

I'll wait....until next tuesday if I have to.

are you saying ike's tax plan and obama's are fundementally the same.....

[Yurt]

can you explain why Ike could have a 90% marginal tax rate, rich folks getting richer and it NOT be socialism, but Obama wants to raise it three percentage points back to where it was when everybody was getting rich during the '90s and, all of a sudden, THAT IS socialism?

I'll wait....until next tuesday if I have to.

unbelievable....you LIED about your apology to steph, you fucking liar

[jimnyc]

I'll wait....until next tuesday if I have to.

unbelievable....you LIED about your apology to steph, you fucking liar

Saved for future reference.

[Mr. P]

can you explain why Ike could have a 90% marginal tax rate, rich folks getting richer and it NOT be socialism, but Obama wants to raise it three percentage points back to where it was when everybody was getting rich during the '90s and, all of a sudden, THAT IS socialism?

I'll wait....until next tuesday if I have to.

Yer lucky I don't have the buttons on this board.

[jimnyc]

Yer lucky I don't have the buttons on this board.

Apologies made to 3 women - and obviously they meant not a damn thing. He reverts back to the same filth less than a day later. He thinks he's being cute by stating it differently. I'm wondering how one would feel if they were out to dinner and someone made such statements to a wife or daughter.

[manu1959]

Apologies made to 3 women - and obviously they meant not a damn thing. He reverts back to the same filth less than a day later. He thinks he's being cute by stating it differently. I'm wondering how one would feel if they were out to dinner and someone made such statements to a wife or daughter.

if i may...........just nuke him and let's move on.......

[retiredman]

Apologies made to 3 women - and obviously they meant not a damn thing. He reverts back to the same filth less than a day later. He thinks he's being cute by stating it differently. I'm wondering how one would feel if they were out to dinner and someone made such statements to a wife or daughter.

I made apologies to three women and I meant them. Are you suggesting that the word "tuesday" is now on your banned list?

[jimnyc]

I made apologies to three women and I meant them. Are you suggesting that the word "tuesday" is now on your banned list?

I'll repeat myself, keep playing your vile little games and you're gone. You're not cute or funny and anyone reading this thread knows damn well what you're doing. I will give you a warning you should heed VERY carefully - things you say here WILL come back to haunt you, *preacher.