Warning: PWI
I am drunk, depressed, and angry. I will take no responsibility for any of my transgressions for the next...oh...I don't know...let's say eight hours.
Thank you, move along...
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll