Bush Iraq speech: SOS again

[gabosaurus]

The enlightened Rude Pundit weighs in on the Bush speech marking the anniversary of his self-created Iraqi conflict. They need to do lunch.

Four years, 3200+ dead, 24,000++ wounded, the fast track to a trillion dollars flushed down the shitter, the country begging for the exit strategy, and that's all the speech we get?

Five minutes or less of "Fuck you, fuckers, we're staying and I don't give two sheep shits what anyone thinks. Oh, and Congress? Gimme the money, bitches." He might as well have come out in his pajamas, grunted, "Talking points 3, 27, and 105," and shuffled back to sleep, scratching his ass along the way. Then the reporters could have consulted their handy lists of talking points, downloadable to their PDAs, to see which lines they needed to repeat again and again.

It was pretty much the same pattern as the last anniversary remarks: Bush told us who he talked to on the phone before saying how super-duper great the troops are. A little bit of 9/11 goodness thrown in for spice.

A compassionate man might have offered moments of comfort and promises of better treatment to the abused wounded, a wise man might have at least made a stab at an explanation, but Bush is neither wise nor compassionate. He chose the perfunctory route - no one could accuse him of missing the anniversary, but no one would remember a word he said.

Now the Rude Pundit's gonna celebrate four years of the Iraq war by downing Vietnamese food with a bottle of vodka from Belgrade.

[manu1959]

The enlightened Rude Pundit weighs in on the Bush speech marking the anniversary of his self-created Iraqi conflict. They need to do lunch.

Four years, 3200+ dead, 24,000++ wounded, the fast track to a trillion dollars flushed down the shitter, the country begging for the exit strategy, and that's all the speech we get?

Five minutes or less of "Fuck you, fuckers, we're staying and I don't give two sheep shits what anyone thinks. Oh, and Congress? Gimme the money, bitches." He might as well have come out in his pajamas, grunted, "Talking points 3, 27, and 105," and shuffled back to sleep, scratching his ass along the way. Then the reporters could have consulted their handy lists of talking points, downloadable to their PDAs, to see which lines they needed to repeat again and again.

It was pretty much the same pattern as the last anniversary remarks: Bush told us who he talked to on the phone before saying how super-duper great the troops are. A little bit of 9/11 goodness thrown in for spice.

A compassionate man might have offered moments of comfort and promises of better treatment to the abused wounded, a wise man might have at least made a stab at an explanation, but Bush is neither wise nor compassionate. He chose the perfunctory route - no one could accuse him of missing the anniversary, but no one would remember a word he said.

Now the Rude Pundit's gonna celebrate four years of the Iraq war by downing Vietnamese food with a bottle of vodka from Belgrade.

so then queen nancy said:

"Fuck you, fuckers, we're getting out and I don't give two sheep shits what anyone thinks. Oh, and mr pres? no money, bitche." she might as well have come out in her thong, shreiked, "Talking points 3, 27, and 105," and shuffled back to sleep, scratching her who who along the way. Then the reporters could have consulted their handy lists of talking points, downloadable to their PDAs, to see which lines they needed to repeat again and again.

It was pretty much the same pattern as the last anniversary remarks: queen nancy told us who she talked to on the phone before saying how super-duper great the troops are. A little bit of 9/11 goodness thrown in for spice.

A compassionate human might have offered moments of comfort and promises of better treatment to the abused wounded, a wise woman might have at least made a stab at an explanation, but queen nancy is neither wise nor compassionate. she chose the perfunctory route - no one could accuse her of missing the anniversary, but no one would remember a word she said.

[Gaffer]

The enlightened Rude Pundit weighs in on the Bush speech marking the anniversary of his self-created Iraqi conflict. They need to do lunch.

Four years, 3200+ dead, 24,000++ wounded, the fast track to a trillion dollars flushed down the shitter, the country begging for the exit strategy, and that's all the speech we get?

Five minutes or less of "Fuck you, fuckers, we're staying and I don't give two sheep shits what anyone thinks. Oh, and Congress? Gimme the money, bitches." He might as well have come out in his pajamas, grunted, "Talking points 3, 27, and 105," and shuffled back to sleep, scratching his ass along the way. Then the reporters could have consulted their handy lists of talking points, downloadable to their PDAs, to see which lines they needed to repeat again and again.

It was pretty much the same pattern as the last anniversary remarks: Bush told us who he talked to on the phone before saying how super-duper great the troops are. A little bit of 9/11 goodness thrown in for spice.

A compassionate man might have offered moments of comfort and promises of better treatment to the abused wounded, a wise man might have at least made a stab at an explanation, but Bush is neither wise nor compassionate. He chose the perfunctory route - no one could accuse him of missing the anniversary, but no one would remember a word he said.

Now the Rude Pundit's gonna celebrate four years of the Iraq war by downing Vietnamese food with a bottle of vodka from Belgrade.

You failed to mention that the reporters will ignore what Bush says and put in their own talking points bashing Bush and the war. Bush has explained things repeatedly and doesn't need to rehash it like you do. saddams gone and the GWOT continues.

[stephanie]

Waaaaaaaaa...The Dems. didn't get someone to cave...

That's what their major hissyfit is over...

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