So what do you do for a living?
Im a cow farts collector.
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So what do you do for a living?
Im a cow farts collector.
When I die I'm sure to go to heaven, cause I spent my time in hell.
You get more with a kind word and a two by four, than you do with just a kind word.
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Originally Posted by Gaffer
"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)
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No, Gaffer. That would be a “Professional Bovine Methane collector”.
That title sets you apart from the lower class masses.
The upper class will still see you as a “fart sucker” though.
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