Grand Jury indicts Bush, Cheney for "High Crimes"

[Little-Acorn]

http://www.ap_news.com/flash/stories_033107_indict.html

Grand Jury indicts Bush, Cheney for "High Crimes"

March 31, 2007

Washington DC (AP) - A secret Federal Grand Jury today handed down indictments of the President and Vice President for acts described as "High Crimes". Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald was unavailable for comment on the indictments, but a spokesman described them as "grave", saying that the charges therein could reach the level of "High Crimes" as defined in the U.S. Constitution.

The charges included failure to follow their oaths of office, reckless endengerment of U.S. troops by failing to adequately back them in the Iraq war, and neglect of the safety of American citizens in signing such unconstitutional measures as the Campign FInance Reform Act and the new Medicare drug entitlement.

During the ensuing question-and-answer session, the spokesman, who requested that the reporters not use his name, was heard to say...

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................ "April Fools!"

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(c)2007, AP (Acorn Press)

[Birdzeye]

[Baron Von Esslingen]

One day you will be known as the Oracle.

[Psychoblues]

Or the Idiot.

One day you will be known as the Oracle.

I don't have crystal ball.

[stephanie]

Or the Idiot.





I don't have crystal ball.

It was an April fools joke, for crying out loud...