Purina diet

[Classact]

Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my dogs, Gabby, Tippy, Thelma and Louise. I was about to check out when a woman behind me
asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant?
Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both
arms.



I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me..

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!


WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

[Yurt]

[Trinity]

Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my dogs, Gabby, Tippy, Thelma and Louise. I was about to check out when a woman behind me
asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant?
Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both
arms.



I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me..

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!


WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

[Sitarro]

Did you notice that Purina has lowered the amount of foog in the package and raised the price a couple of bucks........ and everyone else has followed suit. 18 pound bags of feline food are now 16 pounds.

[Abbey Marie]

[Yurt]

hey, you should send this to readers digest, i think they give a few hundred bucks if they choose your story/joke....