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    Thumbs up Redneck Lent

    Each Friday night after work, Charlie would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But... all of Charlie's neighbors were Catholic.

    And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The
    delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
    The priest came to visit Charlie and suggested that he become a Catholic.
    After several classes and much study, Charlie attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.'
    Charlie's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
    The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and as he rushed into Charlie's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
    There stood Charlie, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: 'You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish.'

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    i don't care if you are from inside or outside the perimiter......THAT is funny!
    If you continue to think the way you have always thought, you will continue to get what you have always got!

    A government big enough to provide you everything you need is big enough to take everything you have!

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    LMAO, that was good

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