One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast.'
Maybe it would take a few inches
off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment
go unrewarded.



The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. '
What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust ' cloud appeared
when he shook them out.

'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, '
why did you put Talcum Powder
in my underwear?'

She replied,
'It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow'