Results 1 to 10 of 10

Thread: Underwear Dust

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Still in the woods
    Posts
    1,705
    Thanks (Given)
    254
    Thanks (Received)
    280
    Likes (Given)
    14
    Likes (Received)
    8
    Piss Off (Given)
    0
    Piss Off (Received)
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    562769

    Default Underwear Dust

    One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
    'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast.'
    Maybe it would take a few inches
    off of your butt!'

    His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment
    go unrewarded.



    The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. '
    What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust ' cloud appeared
    when he shook them out.

    'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, '
    why did you put Talcum Powder
    in my underwear?'

    She replied,
    'It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow'
    You get more with a kind word and a two by four, than you do with just a kind word. ~ Gaffer



  2. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Deep South
    Posts
    10,639
    Thanks (Given)
    0
    Thanks (Received)
    1
    Likes (Given)
    0
    Likes (Received)
    1
    Piss Off (Given)
    0
    Piss Off (Received)
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    0

    Default

    My wife was not offended. Obviously you are.

    Care to explain?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!??!??!




    Psychoblues
    Last edited by Kathianne; 04-19-2009 at 09:50 AM. Reason: signatures are there for a reason. This is repetitive posting

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Georgia
    Posts
    10,089
    Thanks (Given)
    18723
    Thanks (Received)
    8005
    Likes (Given)
    132
    Likes (Received)
    25
    Piss Off (Given)
    0
    Piss Off (Received)
    0
    Mentioned
    40 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    9292004

    Default

    lol,that was cute

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Deep South
    Posts
    10,639
    Thanks (Given)
    0
    Thanks (Received)
    1
    Likes (Given)
    0
    Likes (Received)
    1
    Piss Off (Given)
    0
    Piss Off (Received)
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    0

    Default



    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff View Post
    lol,that was cute



    Psychoblues
    Last edited by Kathianne; 04-19-2009 at 09:50 AM.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Still in the woods
    Posts
    1,705
    Thanks (Given)
    254
    Thanks (Received)
    280
    Likes (Given)
    14
    Likes (Received)
    8
    Piss Off (Given)
    0
    Piss Off (Received)
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    562769

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychoblues View Post
    My wife was not offended. Obviously you are.

    Care to explain?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!??!??!


    Psychoblues
    No actually I wasn't offended.......... I thought it was funny.

    Why should I be offended, my butt fits into a size 3.
    You get more with a kind word and a two by four, than you do with just a kind word. ~ Gaffer



  6. #6
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Deep South
    Posts
    10,639
    Thanks (Given)
    0
    Thanks (Received)
    1
    Likes (Given)
    0
    Likes (Received)
    1
    Piss Off (Given)
    0
    Piss Off (Received)
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    0

    Default

    Size three?!?!?!?!??!???!?!?!?!?!


    Quote Originally Posted by Trinity View Post
    No actually I wasn't offended.......... I thought it was funny.

    Why should I be offended, my butt fits into a size 3.
    And why would you think that would concern me?!?!?!?!???!???!




    Psychoblues
    Last edited by Kathianne; 04-19-2009 at 09:50 AM. Reason: signatures are there for a reason. This is repetitive posting

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    9,002
    Thanks (Given)
    36
    Thanks (Received)
    209
    Likes (Given)
    20
    Likes (Received)
    101
    Piss Off (Given)
    0
    Piss Off (Received)
    0
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    1187317

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychoblues View Post
    Size three?!?!?!?!??!???!?!?!?!?!

    And why would you think that would concern me?!?!?!?!???!???!
    I don't think "concern" was her target emotion......
    ...full immersion.....

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Deep South
    Posts
    10,639
    Thanks (Given)
    0
    Thanks (Received)
    1
    Likes (Given)
    0
    Likes (Received)
    1
    Piss Off (Given)
    0
    Piss Off (Received)
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    0

    Default

    So,,,,,,what DO you think, pimp?!?!?!???!?!?!?!


    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    I don't think "concern" was her target emotion......
    Last edited by Kathianne; 04-24-2009 at 05:53 PM. Reason: signature area provided

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    North Carolina
    Posts
    3,672
    Thanks (Given)
    177
    Thanks (Received)
    680
    Likes (Given)
    0
    Likes (Received)
    2
    Piss Off (Given)
    0
    Piss Off (Received)
    0
    Mentioned
    9 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    1200645

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Trinity View Post
    No actually I wasn't offended.......... I thought it was funny.

    Why should I be offended, my butt fits into a size 3.
    That's a rather odd size, isn't it?

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Deep South
    Posts
    10,639
    Thanks (Given)
    0
    Thanks (Received)
    1
    Likes (Given)
    0
    Likes (Received)
    1
    Piss Off (Given)
    0
    Piss Off (Received)
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    0

    Default



    Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Debate Policy - Political Forums