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    Default Never Argue with a Woman.

    One morning the husband returns after seVeral hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

    Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
    “… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmp View Post
    One morning the husband returns after seVeral hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

    Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
    I'm passing this one to my mom!

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    Never Argue with a Woman....

    Men should just take this to heart and just before they open their mouths think to themselves "your right dear, I'll try harder".



    *My husbands reaction to this was "very funny! Ha Ha" *

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