Old Mohammed has a harem
E I E I Oh!
And Mohammed sure is vexed
E I E I Oh!
Cause they banned the letter X
E I E I Oh!
Now he can't have any sex
E I E I Oh!
(sung to the tune of "seventy six trombones")
Seventy-two Virgins up in Paradise
With a jihadi martyr close at hand.
But he's sad don't you know
Cause his Johnson is no mo'
He lost it when he blew up that plane!
Last edited by KarlMarx; 05-14-2007 at 12:15 PM.
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When I die I'm sure to go to heaven, cause I spent my time in hell.
You get more with a kind word and a two by four, than you do with just a kind word.