Why Britney Spears should be president

**gabosaurus** · 08-20-2009, 02:01 PM

As presented on the David Letterman show.
I know you guys would be in favor. Britney Spears is an attractive woman. She is not very intelligent (although probably smarter than Dubya) and, best of all, she's not black.

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**Jeff** · 08-20-2009, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by gabosaurus

As presented on the David Letterman show.
I know you guys would be in favor. Britney Spears is an attractive woman. She is not very intelligent (although probably smarter than Dubya) and, best of all, she's not black.

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LOL, we were almost on the same page here, I was thinking maybe she could talk without it coming from a teleprompter, no doubt she would be better than what we have now, I would vote for Homer Simpson before Obama

That was the worst 2 mins and 21 sec. I have ever spent, Do ya think Letterman actually thought that was funny?

**namvet** · 08-20-2009, 02:44 PM

can you say "air head" ?????

**9/12er** · 08-20-2009, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by gabosaurus

As presented on the David Letterman show.
I know you guys would be in favor. Britney Spears is an attractive woman. She is not very intelligent (although probably smarter than Dubya) and, best of all, she's not black.

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That is absolutely HILARIOUS that you are insinuating that the reason we don't like him is because he's black. Seriously?? Is that the best you can come up with? If I really had THAT big of a problem with black people, I wouldn't be the mother to my bi-racial daughter.

You struck out - try another....

**Nukeman** · 08-20-2009, 02:49 PM

Gabbs has this theory that ANYONE who is conservative leaning must some how be a member of the KKK, lest we forget the founding members of that organization were ALL DEMOCRATS.

She feels anyone not liberal must somehow be deviant as well (lots of liberal college there).

Gabbs really isn't interested in your views, she just wants to label you and make assumptions about you based strictly on how you think politically!!!!

**Mr. P** · 08-20-2009, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by namvet

can you say "air head" ?????

Britney, Gabby or both? Yes.

**Nukeman** · 08-20-2009, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by gabosaurus

As presented on the David Letterman show.
I know you guys would be in favor. Britney Spears is an attractive woman. She is not very intelligent (although probably smarter than Dubya) and, best of all, she's not black.

So soon you forget that Kerry's grades were WORSE than Bush's. Which makes Bush smarter than any lib that they found to run against him.

We haven't seen Obama's grades so we don't actually know if he's smarter than Bush or dumber, like Kerry.

Oh, and lets not forget that conservatives would have loved it if Colin Powell had run, don't look now, but he's a black man also.

**gabosaurus** · 08-20-2009, 03:40 PM

It's a joke people.

**namvet** · 08-20-2009, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by gabosaurus

It's a joke people.

then go back to what you were doing

**CSM** · 08-21-2009, 07:30 AM

Originally Posted by gabosaurus

It's a joke people.

Really? Why didn't you post it in "Humor"?

**stephanie** · 08-21-2009, 08:15 AM

I wouldn't put it past all those clueless libs who voted for the little Marxist community organizer, would probably vote for Spears for President if she ran..

**CSM** · 08-21-2009, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by stephanie

I wouldn't put it past all those clueless libs who voted for the little Marxist community organizer, would probably vote for Spears for President if she ran..

Possibly...that and all the 12 year olds that ACORN could sign up.

**namvet** · 08-21-2009, 08:23 AM

how bout Bin Laden ???? can't be any worse than Osama's. they both have the same goals. including the total destruction of the US enonomy.

**emmett** · 08-21-2009, 08:40 AM

You guys really are getting tight man. The thing to do was ignore the post but you guys are starting to look and sound as bitter as Libs did when W won in 04.

I'm just saying......

**stephanie** · 08-21-2009, 08:49 AM

Letterman is becoming one big pervo with his fixation on young girls and woman...creepy

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