Redneck Divorce

[typomaniac]

A redneck walked into an attorney's office, wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The redneck said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces."
The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?"
The redneck said, "Yeah, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand; do you have a case?"
The redneck said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No, what I mean is: do you have a grudge?"
The redneck said, "Yea, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The redneck said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The redneck said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY do you want a divorce?"
And the redneck says, "Well, I can't never have no meaningful conversations with her."

[Hobbit]

I heard that joke once, except the end was different. The lawyer asked, "Well, is she a nagger?" Then the farmer said, "No, but her last kid was a nagger, and that's why I wants a dayvorce."

[typomaniac]

I heard that joke once, except the end was different. The lawyer asked, "Well, is she a nagger?" Then the farmer said, "No, but her last kid was a nagger, and that's why I wants a dayvorce."

Not bad either, but to me the OP ending is funnier.

Only because it reminds me of the "conversations" I've had with so many people on this very board.

[glockmail]

Not bad either, but to me the OP ending is funnier.

Only because it reminds me of the "conversations" I've had with so many people on this very board.

We can't all be as sophiticated as y'all Cali-fern-yun's.

[Gaffer]

If he can't insult members of this board its not worth posting.

[typomaniac]

If he can't insult members of this board its not worth posting.

Insulting George W will do in a pinch...

[Gaffer]

Insulting George W will do in a pinch...

you do that all the time anyway.