Notice of Class Action Lawsuit
Have you been exposed to the campy bad humor of the poster known as KarlMarx"? Have you experienced nausea, vomiting, sleepless nights, sweating, diarrhea, ringing in the ears, racing pulse, flatulence, desire to kick the dog, argue with your spouse, cheat on your income tax, run away and joining the circus, had crabgrass, bad breath, itchy scalp, dandruff, smelly socks or the desire to vote for Olivia Newton John for President after listening to one of KarlMarx's bad, awful, entirely inexcusable, bad jokes?
If so, you may be entitled to compensation and you are encouraged to contact the Law Offices of James Suckalot. We are currently in the process of filing a class action lawsuit against poster KarlMarx.
Be sure to contact us at 1-800-ALL4FUN now....
Legal Disclaimer: Clients of James Suckalot may be entitled to compensation but that doesn't mean that they actually will indeed, in fact, in their wildest dreams, in their mothers' wildest dreams, or Sister Angelica's wildest dreams have a snowball's chance in hell of getting anything out of this deal. Losers will be given a consolation prize of a free CD containing a compendium of Slim Whitman's greatest hits, or a cruise on the Titanic, if and when anyone is loony enough to actually build a ship called the Titanic. Winners will be given a pat on the back and a set of Ginsu knives or a ticket to see the Endicott Little League at Logan Field in beautiful downtown Endicott.
Be sure to enter in our contest for a chance to win fabulous prizes including a set of scratch and sniff tickets and a set of his and her hand grenades!
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