The True South

[Jeff]

Redneck...a different take
I guess Ahm ah Redneck........

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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya'll are.


You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

[HogTrash]

The mornin after a redneck party.....Say hell yea!

[Jeff]

The mornin after a redneck party.....Say hell yea!

My kind of party

[glockmail]

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You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.....

Am I missing something here? You place your hand over your heart at the Pledge, and for the Anthem stand at ease.

[Jeff]

I was taught to place my hand over my heart for the pledge, but if ya ever been to a nascar race ( which I know you don't like) a lot of folks place there hand over there heart for the National Anthem

[actsnoblemartin]

I may live in the west, but i love the south

go rednecks!

My kind of party

[glockmail]

I was taught to place my hand over my heart for the pledge, but if ya ever been to a nascar race ( which I know you don't like) a lot of folks place there hand over there heart for the National Anthem

* TITLE 36–PATRIOTIC AND NATIONAL OBSERVANCES, CEREMONIES, AND ORGANIZATIONS
o SUBTITLE I–PATRIOTIC AND NATIONAL OBSERVANCES AND CEREMONIES
+ PART A–OBSERVANCES AND CEREMONIES
# CHAPTER 3–NATIONAL ANTHEM, MOTTO, FLORAL EMBLEM, AND MARCH
* Section 301–National Anthem

Sec. 301. National anthem

(a) Designation.–The composition consisting of the words and music
known as the Star-Spangled Banner is the national anthem.
(b) Conduct During Playing.–During a rendition of the national
anthem–
(1) when the flag is displayed–
(A) all present except those in uniform should stand at
attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart;
(B) men not in uniform should remove their headdress with
their right hand and hold the headdress at the left shoulder,
the hand being over the heart; and
(C) individuals in uniform should give the military salute
at the first note of the anthem and maintain that position until
the last note; and

(2) when the flag is not displayed, all present should face
toward the music and act in the same manner they would if the flag
were displayed.

[Jeff]

Am I missing something here? You place your hand over your heart at the Pledge, and for the Anthem stand at ease.

Not real sure where you are going with this Glock, I don't recall it saying anywhere that you stand at ease during the national Anthem, all I see is



You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

A may be a bit to tired but don't see it saying no where to stand at ease,

[glockmail]

Not real sure where you are going with this Glock, I don't recall it saying anywhere that you stand at ease during the national Anthem, all I see is



You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

A may be a bit to tired but don't see it saying no where to stand at ease,

You don't. See post 7.