What did they name their kids?
Q: What did the plumber name his kid?
A: John
Q: What did the barber name his kid?
A: Harry
Q: What did the florist name her kid?
A: Rose
Q: What did the lawyer name his kid?
A: Sue
Q: What did the knife thrower name his kid?
A: Nick
Q: What did the museum curator name his kid?
A: Art
Q: What did the carpet cleaner name his kid?
A: Matt
Q: What did the book keeper name his kid?
A: Bill
How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. - Ronald Reagan