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    Default Saving the Earth: The Biodiesel Bus Blog

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    Sunday, April 22, 2007; D01
    Welcome to global warming socialism..
    And step into the world of the loony toons...




    Singer Sheryl Crow and environmentalist Laurie David have been traveling across America on a two-week Stop Global Warming College Tour, which winds up today at George Washington University. Crow and David (co-producer of the documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" and wife of "Curb Your Enthusiasm's" Larry David) have been touting their cause and chronicling their travels in a rather idiosyncratic blog. Here, on Earth Day, are a few excerpts:

    David (4/10, Dallas): I am jogging outside in 40 degree freezing cold . . . 70 degrees in January and 40 degrees in April. That is exactly why Sheryl Crow and I are in a biodiesel bus going thru the Southeast visiting college campuses to talk about the urgency of this issue and how everyone . . . everyone . . . has to start doing something. I would write more, but I have to go run warm water over my hands and thaw out from my run.

    Crow and David (4/18, Nashville): Our other surprise was a visit by former Vice President Al Gore who sat and talked with us on the bus about what he hopes to see happen in this country as the stop global warming movement catches fire. Having the former Vice President visit was like having your dad show up for Father's Weekend at the sorority house. We were giddy with excitement and proud to show him our home away from home.

    Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

    Crow (4/19): I also like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the height of wastefulness. I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a "dining sleeve." The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve," after usage. The design will offer the "diner" the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold.

    [/COLOR]Crow (4/19): This next idea I have been saving but I will share it with you if you promise not to steal it. It is my latest, very exciting idea for creating incentive for us all to minimize our own personal carbon footprints. It's a reality show. (I feel pretty certain NO ONE has thought of this yet!) Here is the premise: the contest consists of 10 people who are competing for the top spot as the person who lives the "greenest" life. This will be reflected in the contestant's home, his business, and his own personal living style. The winner of this challenging, prestigious, contest would receive what??. . . . a recording contract!!!!!

    David (4/20, Charlottesville): Sheryl couldn't be with me tonight because of a previous commitment [Crow traveled to New York for a show that wasn't part of the tour] but luckily rock stars have rock star friends. Tonight, I spoke outside the gorgeous Charlottesville pavilion, in front of a couple of thousand slightly inebriated college men (there to see the wonderful Robert Randolph and the Family Band) who were forced to sit through the opening act . . . me. Truly, it was one of the most challenging 20 minutes of my life. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw guys yawning, I heard kids saying "where's the music?" and I think I heard the "b" word. I rushed through the speech and when I walked off the stage I immediately burst into tears. Not because I took anything personally but because it was so clear how much work is still to be done. Tonight served as a stark reminder that social change is a journey and I learned tonight that not every stop is going to be easy.

    lots of GREAT reader comments at the site...
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...101385_pf.html
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    Just when I think I've heard it all....

    Leave it up to an asswipe like Sheryl Crowe to come up with an idea like limiting toilet paper. I swear, you just can't be that stupid without a lot of practice.

    Sheryl Crowe's idea of paradise. A place where abortion is legal and diarrhea will bring you jail time. What next? Outlaw Mexican Food for the good of the planet?

    All I ask for is a pair of steel toed boots, Sheryl Crowe bending over and about twenty yards of running space. She'd be the first country singer on the Moon.
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    Wha hell Karl... aah, Cheryl has a first Phd in Bio Science, and a second in Environmental Science.. aah... yeah... aaah.. she does doesn't she?

    No? You mean she's just another tree hugging, moron, hippie, liberal, commie, folk singer from mexifornia? Oh...

    Then what they fuck does she know about TIOLER PAPER?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pale Rider View Post
    Wha hell Karl... aah, Cheryl has a first PhD in Bio Science, and a second in Environmental Science.. aah... yeah... aaah.. she does doesn't she?

    No? You mean she's just another tree hugging, moron, hippie, liberal, commie, folk singer from mexifornia? Oh...

    Then what they fuck does she know about TIOLER PAPER?
    Ya all need to remember...
    The toilet paper limits will only be applied to us lowly folks...
    You can bet your bottom dollar, the elitist will have enough ass wipe for themselves, cause they can afford all them CARBON CREDITS.......

    How about Crows clothing line........with the interchangeable NAPKIN SLEEVE...
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    Quote Originally Posted by stephanie View Post
    Ya all need to remember...
    The toilet paper limits will only be applied to us lowly folks...
    You can bet your bottom dollar, the elitist will have enough ass wipe for themselves, cause they can afford all them CARBON CREDITS.......

    How about Crows clothing line........with the interchangeable NAPKIN SLEEVE...
    And that's what Socialism is all about. There will be two sets of rules, one for Ms Crowe and her buddies and another set for us.

    One set of rules will be as light as feathers, the other as heavy as bricks.

    Socialism is just another word for "setting up a ruling class of liberal busybodies to lord over the rest of us"...

    Just read "Animal Farm" .... it diescribes exactly the folks we've been talking about all these years. George Orwell did the right thing by casting the pigs as the ruling class.

    PS. Apologies to the lowly pig, it certainly doesn't deserve to be compared to the likes of Al "Get A Real Job" Gore, Jesse Jackoff, and Hitlery Caligula Clinton.
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    Cheryl Crow doesn't need toilet paper, she's got Eric Clapton, Lance Armstrong, Kid Rock, Mick Jagger et al LICKING HER ASS!!!!!!!!!!! :bow3:
    Pork, good for you, bad for Muslims and Jews.

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    Crow must be taking a lot of heat on her idiot brain fart idea...

    She is NOW SAYING...

    And by the way guys, the toilet paper thing...it was a JOKE!!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/laurie...p_b_46620.html
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    Rosie is way ahead of the curve, she doesn't even wipe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtnBiker View Post
    Rosie is way ahead of the curve, she doesn't even wipe.
    Of course...my old bartender brain thought of a reply to your statement...but I better not......
    "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
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    On another site I cruise..they've nicknamed Crow...

    One sheet Sheryl..
    "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
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    We could call her shitty bottom Sheryl.

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    Crow (4/19): I also like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the height of wastefulness. I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a "dining sleeve." The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve," after usage. The design will offer the "diner" the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold.


    what do i do with these? washe them ... by hand ...in a local stream?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtnBiker View Post
    We could call her shitty bottom Sheryl.
    Or......stinky fingers Sheryl..
    "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
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    Quote Originally Posted by stephanie View Post
    Or......stinky fingers Sheryl..
    maybe that is why uniball fired her.....

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    Someone should point out to Sheryl that women use twice as much paper as men. If they just wouldn't wipe after they pee we'd save millions of trees and stuff. Wonder what she'd say bout that?
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