The 32-Type Dating Test. *NO CHILDREN.

**Mr. P** · 04-25-2007, 06:17 AM

Still valid if your married. Not for children.

The online Dating Persona Test will gauge your heart and brain and classify you into 1 of 32 dating types. Among other things, we'll be analyzing your sex drive, predictability, intelligence, love experience, and inherent goodness. We do a lot of math to calculate your results, and all you have to do is answer honestly.

***************************

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <table> <tbody><tr> <td align="center" height="600" valign="top" width="255"> <img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGLMm.gif" name="thebigpicture19"> <table class="small" bgshmolor="#cc9966" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1" width="200"> <tbody><tr> <td bgshmolor="cornsilk"> <center>FACT:</center> You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> <td> </td> <td valign="top"> <center> The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm) </center> Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment. You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.  <center> <table align="right" bgshmolor="#bbbbbb" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1"> <tbody><tr height="20"> <td align="center" bgshmolor="#eeeeee"> Your exact opposite: The Billy Goat <img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBSDm_thumb.gif" hspace="3" vspace="7"> Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </center>  You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving. <img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach </td> </tr> </tbody></table> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

**shattered** · 04-25-2007, 07:22 AM

Man.. You shoulda said this was so long...

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <table> <tbody><tr> <td height="600" valign="top" width="255"> <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBLDf.gif" name="thebigpicture26"> </td> <td> </td> <td valign="top"> <center> The Wild Rose Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDf) </center> shmolorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose. Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling. You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.  <center> <table align="right" bgshmolor="#bbbbbb" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1"> <tbody><tr height="20"> <td align="center" bgshmolor="#eeeeee"> Your exact opposite: The Dirty Little Secret <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGSMf_thumb.gif" hspace="3" vspace="7"> Deliberate Gentle Sex Master </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </center>  The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone. <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> "You're never truly single as long as you have yourself." ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail. </td> </tr> </tbody></table> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

**glockmail** · 04-25-2007, 07:26 AM

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=255 height=600><img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGLMm.gif" name=thebigpicture3> </TD> <TD> </TD> <TD vAlign=top> <CENTER>The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm) </CENTER> Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman. For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many. It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.  <CENTER> <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 align=right bgshmolor=#bbbbbb border=0> <TBODY> <TR height=20> <TD align=middle bgshmolor=#eeeeee>Your exact opposite: The Last Man on Earth <img border=1 hspace=3 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBSDm_thumb.gif" vspace=7> Random Brutal Sex Dreamer </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER> Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs. <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

**glockmail** · 04-25-2007, 07:28 AM

Love the part about jacking into socks.

**Mr. P** · 04-25-2007, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by glockmail

Love the part about jacking into socks.

You should stop that.

**glockmail** · 04-25-2007, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. P

You should stop that.

I jus' can't halp myself, man!

**Mr. P** · 04-25-2007, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by glockmail

I jus' can't halp myself, man!

You'll go blind ya know? But if you stop when you just need glasses you'll be ok.

**glockmail** · 04-25-2007, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. P

You'll go blind ya know? But if you stop when you just need glasses you'll be ok.

Wearing bifocals now.:wank2:

**darin** · 04-25-2007, 08:55 AM

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <table> <tbody><tr> <td align="center" height="600" valign="top" width="255"> <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGLMm.gif" name="thebigpicture19"> <table class="small" bgshmolor="#cc9966" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1" width="200"> <tbody><tr> <td bgshmolor="cornsilk"> <center>FACT:</center> You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> <td> </td> <td valign="top"> <center> The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm) </center> Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment. You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.  <center> <table align="right" bgshmolor="#bbbbbb" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1"> <tbody><tr height="20"> <td align="center" bgshmolor="#eeeeee"> Your exact opposite: The Billy Goat <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBSDm_thumb.gif" hspace="3" vspace="7"> Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </center>  You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving. <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach </td> </tr> </tbody></table> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.

**Nienna** · 04-25-2007, 09:58 AM

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <table> <tbody><tr> <td height="600" valign="top" width="255"> <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGLMf.gif" name="thebigpicture4"> </td> <td> </td> <td valign="top"> <center> The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf) </center> Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor. Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.  <center> <table align="right" bgshmolor="#bbbbbb" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1"> <tbody><tr height="20"> <td align="center" bgshmolor="#eeeeee"> Your exact opposite: Half-cocked <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBSDf_thumb.gif" hspace="3" vspace="7"> Random Brutal Sex Dreamer </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </center>  We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself. Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them. <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor CONSIDER: The Gentleman, someone just like you. </td> </tr> </tbody></table> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

**Mr. P** · 04-25-2007, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by Nienna

....We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling...

The North Georgia Mountains are beautiful this time of year, and I promise I'll call you in the morning.

**Trigg** · 04-25-2007, 10:22 AM

Your results are in!

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

**glockmail** · 04-25-2007, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Nienna

<.....>

We look to be a match. Can I mail you a sock?

**Mr. P** · 04-25-2007, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by Trigg

Your results are in!

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

WooooHooooo!

Call me at BR-549!

**Nienna** · 04-25-2007, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. P

The North Georgia Mountains are beautiful this time of year, and I promise I'll call you in the morning.

Sorry, Mr. P. It's very tempting, but I require my man to BE there in the morning!

Thread: The 32-Type Dating Test. *NO CHILDREN.

Thread Tools

Display

The 32-Type Dating Test. *NO CHILDREN.

Posting Permissions