I prefer a live male. I'm sure you and your sock will be very happy together!Originally Posted by glockmail
We look to be a match. Can I mail you a sock?
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I prefer a live male. I'm sure you and your sock will be very happy together!We look to be a match. Can I mail you a sock?
Blessed be Your name, when the sun's shining down on me, when the world's "all as it should be," blessed be Your name!
Blessed be Your name on the road marked with suffering, though there's pain in the offering, blessed be Your name!
Every blessing You pour out I'll turn back to praise. When the darkness closes in, Lord, still I will say...
Blessed be the name of the Lord!
Blessed be Your name!
Seasoned Citizen
Oh, I didn't mean by phone, I mean I'll call you when I have breakfast ready.Sorry, Mr. P. It's very tempting, but I require my man to BE there in the morning!
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Now that IS tempting!Oh, I didn't mean by phone, I mean I'll call you when I have breakfast ready.
Blessed be Your name, when the sun's shining down on me, when the world's "all as it should be," blessed be Your name!
Blessed be Your name on the road marked with suffering, though there's pain in the offering, blessed be Your name!
Every blessing You pour out I'll turn back to praise. When the darkness closes in, Lord, still I will say...
Blessed be the name of the Lord!
Blessed be Your name!
Gunny's nightmare
Are you sure about that? The sock, I mean?I prefer a live male. I'm sure you and your sock will be very happy together!
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I'm sure.Are you sure about that? The sock, I mean?
Blessed be Your name, when the sun's shining down on me, when the world's "all as it should be," blessed be Your name!
Blessed be Your name on the road marked with suffering, though there's pain in the offering, blessed be Your name!
Every blessing You pour out I'll turn back to praise. When the darkness closes in, Lord, still I will say...
Blessed be the name of the Lord!
Blessed be Your name!
Smitten Senior Admin
<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=255 height=600><img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGLMf.gif" name=thebigpicture20> </TD> <TD> </TD> <TD vAlign=top> <CENTER><FONT size=5>The Peach</FONT><BR><FONT size=4><B>R</B>andom<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT><B>G</B>entle<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT><B>L</B>ove<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT><B>M</B>aster (<FONT shmolor=red>RGLMf</FONT>)</FONT><BR><BR></CENTER> Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are <B>The Peach</B>. <BR><BR> For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it. <BR><BR><!-- begin exact opposite table --> <CENTER> <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 align=right bgshmolor=#bbbbbb border=0> <TBODY> <TR height=20> <TD align=middle bgshmolor=#eeeeee><SPAN class=tiny>Your exact opposite:<BR><B>The Nymph</B><BR><img border=1 hspace=3 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBSDf_thumb.gif" vspace=7><BR>Deliberate<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT>Brutal<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT>Sex<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT>Dreamer<BR></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER><!-- end exact opposite table --> You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him. <BR><BR> Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. <BR><img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> <BR><BR><FONT shmolor=red>DREAD</FONT>: <B>The False Messiah</B> <BR><BR><FONT shmolor=blue>CONSIDER</FONT>: <B>The Loverboy</B>, <B>The Playboy</B>, or <B>The Boy Next Door</B> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><br><br>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'><b>The 32-Type Dating Test</b></a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'><b><b>OkCupid</b> - Free Online Dating</b></a>.</td></tr></table>
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Gunny's nightmare
Eeewww! That's harsh.I'm sure.
Seasoned Citizen
OMG I have SOooooooo many girlfriends!!!
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Smitten Senior Admin
Smooooth!Oh, I didn't mean by phone, I mean I'll call you when I have breakfast ready.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Seasoned Citizen
And what would you like for breakfast?
First come first served ladies.
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Smitten Senior Admin
Eggs Benedict (minus the ham), strong coffee, and maybe a homemade blueberry muffin.And what would you like for breakfast?
First come first served ladies.
You can do whatever you want with the leftover ham.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Seasoned Citizen
Eggs Benedict (minus the ham), strong coffee, and maybe a homemade blueberry muffin.
You can do whatever you want with the leftover ham.
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Except take it to the "Muslim table" at the school cafeteria!You can do whatever you want with the leftover ham.
Blessed be Your name, when the sun's shining down on me, when the world's "all as it should be," blessed be Your name!
Blessed be Your name on the road marked with suffering, though there's pain in the offering, blessed be Your name!
Every blessing You pour out I'll turn back to praise. When the darkness closes in, Lord, still I will say...
Blessed be the name of the Lord!
Blessed be Your name!
secret agent mouse
I think instead of loverboy they should have labeled you playboy, naughy, naughy hitting on all us nice girls.WooooHooooo!
Call me at BR-549!
Banned
<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=255 height=600><img border=1 src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBLMm.gif" name=thebigpicture17> </TD> <TD> </TD> <TD vAlign=top> <CENTER><FONT size=5>The Vapor Trail</FONT><BR><FONT size=4><B>R</B>andom<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT><B>B</B>rutal<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT><B>L</B>ove<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT><B>M</B>aster (<FONT shmolor=red>RBLMm</FONT>)</FONT><BR><BR></CENTER> Here today, gone today. You are <B>The Vapor Trail</B>. Are you in a relationship now? <BR><BR><!-- begin exact opposite table --> <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 align=right bgshmolor=#bbbbbb border=0> <TBODY> <TR height=20> <TD align=middle bgshmolor=#eeeeee><SPAN class=tiny>Your exact opposite:<BR><B>The Backrubber</B><BR><img border=1 hspace=3 src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGSDm_thumb.gif" vspace=7><BR>Deliberate<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT>Gentle<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT>Sex<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT>Dreamer<BR></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><!-- end exact opposite table --> What about now? <BR><BR> Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row. <BR><BR> You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following: <BR><BR> <CENTER><img border=1 src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/vapor_graph_her.gif"></CENTER><BR> Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely <I>male</I> type to be haunted by serious regret. <BR><img border=1 src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> <BR><BR><B>FACT:</B> A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going. <BR><BR><FONT shmolor=red>ALWAYS AVOID</FONT>: <B>The Intern</B>, <B>The Maid of Honor</B> <BR><BR><FONT shmolor=blue>CONSIDER</FONT>: <B>The Sudden Departure</B> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><br><br>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'><b>The 32-Type Dating Test</b></a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'><b><b>OkCupid</b> - Free Online Dating</b></a>.</td></tr></table>
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