The 32-Type Dating Test. *NO CHILDREN.

**jackass** · 04-25-2007, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. P

Oh, I didn't mean by phone, I mean I'll call you when I have breakfast ready.

Niiiice recovery!!

**manu1959** · 04-25-2007, 04:30 PM

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=255 height=600><img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBLMm.gif" name=thebigpicture17> </TD> <TD> </TD> <TD vAlign=top> <CENTER>The Vapor Trail Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm) </CENTER> Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?  <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 align=right bgshmolor=#bbbbbb border=0> <TBODY> <TR height=20> <TD align=middle bgshmolor=#eeeeee>Your exact opposite: The Backrubber <img border=1 hspace=3 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGSDm_thumb.gif" vspace=7> Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> What about now? Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row. You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following: <CENTER><img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/vapor_graph_her.gif"></CENTER> Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret. <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going. ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

**jackass** · 04-25-2007, 04:36 PM

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top align=middle width=255 height=600><img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGLMm.gif" name=thebigpicture19> <TABLE class=small cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 width=200 bgshmolor=#cc9966 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgshmolor=cornsilk> <CENTER>FACT:</CENTER>You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> </TD> <TD> </TD> <TD vAlign=top> <CENTER>The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm) </CENTER> Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment. You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.  <CENTER> <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 align=right bgshmolor=#bbbbbb border=0> <TBODY> <TR height=20> <TD align=middle bgshmolor=#eeeeee>Your exact opposite: The Billy Goat <img border=1 hspace=3 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBSDm_thumb.gif" vspace=7> Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER> You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving. <img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

**Mr. P** · 04-25-2007, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by Trigg

I think instead of loverboy they should have labeled you playboy, naughy, naughy hitting on all us nice girls.

And your breakfast request is?

**Mr. P** · 04-25-2007, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by jackass

Niiiice recovery!!

Thanks! *Ya thinks she bought it?*

Nahhhhhh

***Abbey Marie*** · 04-25-2007, 05:01 PM

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

Woohoo! One more for The Peach.

**Mr. P** · 04-25-2007, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by Abbey

Woohoo! One more for The Peach.

Yea but he's a Jackass! Pick me, pick me!

**Nukeman** · 04-25-2007, 07:06 PM

Your results are in!

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

Dont know if I agree with all of this but hey what can I say. At least I'm not the "creepy MAN next door", since I am happily married.

**Nienna** · 04-25-2007, 08:19 PM

I'm waiting for one of you all to test as The BackRubber... THAT'S the kinda man I need.

**LiberalNation** · 04-25-2007, 08:31 PM

The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

Random Gentle Sex Master

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Playstation, The Peach

CONSIDER: The Wild Rose

Not too far off.

**Mr. P** · 04-25-2007, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by Nienna

I'm waiting for one of you all to test as The BackRubber... THAT'S the kinda man I need.

The Loverboy can do that and more!

Ever had a hand message? A message of the hand.

**Nienna** · 04-25-2007, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. P

The Loverboy can do that and more!

Ever had a hand message?

No, but it sounds FABULOUS!

A few more questions:
Would Loverboy help with housework?
Can he be firm yet involved with children?
Will he spend time talking and listening?
Can he be silly and fun?

**Mr. P** · 04-25-2007, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by Nienna

No, but it sounds FABULOUS!

A few more questions:
Would Loverboy help with housework?
Every Saturday Morning, after work too
Can he be firm yet involved with children?
Absolutely!
Will he spend time talking and listening?
Always. Well, most of the time anyway.
Can he be silly and fun?
Oh ya!

The hand message is fantastic! Tell him to use both hands, thumbs on your palm cupping your hand in his two, thumbs pointing up to your fingers, and do like a circle motion with pressure on each thumb. Work up the palm to the fingers..do them too. Work the base of each finger before moving up the digits. You'll love it!

**Nienna** · 04-26-2007, 06:22 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. P

The hand message is fantastic! Tell him to use both hands, thumbs on your palm cupping your hand in his two, thumbs pointing up to your fingers, and do like a circle motion with pressure on each thumb. Work up the palm to the fingers..do them too. Work the base of each finger before moving up the digits. You'll love it!

I'm sold! Sign me up for a Loverboy!

**glockmail** · 04-26-2007, 07:52 AM

Originally Posted by LiberalNation

.....

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. ......

Not smart enough to figger out how to post the results using HTML, apparently.

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