... and notices a sign that says "HARD GUY CONTEST - $20" above a huge plastic pretzel container stuffed full of $20's. The guy thinks to himself "there must be a thousand bucks in there" and inquires the bartender about the contest. The bartender says "Pay up $20 and you gotta do 3 things. First, see that guy at the end of the bar? The big biker dude with tats and scars? You gotta kick his ass. Second, there's a rabid pitt bull chained to the wall in the basement with a bad tooth, you gotta pull that tooth. Third, see that old lady sitting at the table in the corner? She's 96, you gotta fuck her until she comes".

So the guy thinks for a minute, reaches into his pocket, pulls out a $20, plunks it onto the bar and says "I'm in". He walks down to the end of the bar and BAM! - knocks out the biker dude with one punch. He goes down stairs to the dog and for the next 10 minutes, all that is heard is screaming, barking, howling, tearing of clothes and flesh and the sort until everything suddenly becomes still. The guy slowly staggers up the stairs, walks out into the bar, tattered, torn and bloody and says "ok, where's that old lady with the bad tooth"?