Gore Replaces Gideon

[Hobbit]

The Gaia Napa Valley Hotel and Spa has decided to 'go green.' They've installed low-flow toilets (never mind that these Yugos of the toilet world take about 10 flushes just to flush pee), solar lighting, and many other energy-efficient add-ons. Nothing wrong with that, but, in what is yet further evidence of the blurring line distinguishing global warming from a true religion, all of the Gideon Bibles in the hotel have been replaced with copies of Al Gore's book, "An Inconvenient Truth."

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...LdgnQ&refer=us

[Hagbard Celine]

I don't think they're designed for those wishing to unload after a night at the Golden Corral buffet trough.

[Hobbit]

I don't think they're designed for those wishing to unload after a night at the Golden Corral buffet trough.

No, they're designed for tofu and alfalfa sprout hippies whose crap looks like rabbit droppings.

[glockmail]

What's a Liberal Feminist's dilema? A waterless urinal.

[Baron Von Esslingen]

No, they're designed for tofu and alfalfa sprout hippies whose crap looks like rabbit droppings.

And you would know all about this because.....?

[Hobbit]

And you would know all about this because.....?

I'm assuming. I think it's reasonable to believe that if you eat like a rabbit, you'll also crap like a rabbit...

[Hagbard Celine]

I'm assuming. I think it's reasonable to believe that if you eat like a rabbit, you'll also crap like a rabbit...

Yeah, some of us aren't quite as full of sh*t as others are.

[gabosaurus]

I'm assuming. I think it's reasonable to believe that if you eat like a rabbit, you'll also crap like a rabbit...

So what does that say about you Hogs?

[Gaffer]

So what does that say about you Hogs?

It says muslims won't hang around us.