She only uses one sheet, but because she's important, it's the size of a beach towel.Originally Posted by emmett
Scoundrel
She only uses one sheet, but because she's important, it's the size of a beach towel.
"Lighght"
- This 'poem' was bought and paid for with $2,250 of YOUR money.
Name one thing the government does better than the private sector and I'll show you something that requires the use of force to accomplish.
El De-Ba-Tor
Actually Psycho, I have noticed that you seem to be laughing alot lately. You do realize that hard laughter does release warm breath into the enviornment thereby lending to our serious global warming problem.
As a further observation I wopuld be curious to know if you have mastered the technique of the one sheet wipe as suggested by your coll....coleuge....colleg (how the fuck do you spell coleague anyway?) Sheryl Crow.
El De-Ba-Tor
Man, you be from Northern Iowa and that would be funny!
That makes me want to do a 360 in my private jet!
Banned
emmett, at my age I carry toilet paper just for farts. Know what I mean?
I figure with some laughter the alcohol content of my breath will somewhat diffuse the CO2 emissions around me and the NOX releases from the CIA will be less forthcoming while the H2O fermented will diminish the effects of the BS as prescribed by the PTB's from the WH.
Dig it?
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"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)
Scoundrel
Colleague
"Lighght"
- This 'poem' was bought and paid for with $2,250 of YOUR money.
Name one thing the government does better than the private sector and I'll show you something that requires the use of force to accomplish.
El De-Ba-Tor
Psycho, I don't care what they say about ya bud, your OK with me! I'm still laughing!
Smitten Senior Admin
I think I know why Lance called it quits.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Senior Member
Yeah but....He's going to miss out on all the moula from Sheryl's clothing line, made for GW..
You know....The blouse with the detachable napkin sleeve to wipe your mouth and nose on....
"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)
Rebellious Activist
My pleasure.
http://www.commondreams.org/news2003/0730-05.htmJULY 29, 2003
Senate Bows to Auto Industry, Bush Administration--Ditches Fuel Economy Improvements
WASHINGTON - July 29 - The Senate today gave the Bush Administration and auto industry increased power to hold up progress on fuel economy standards. The Sierra Club criticized the Senate for doing nothing to save consumers money at the pump, reduce America's oil dependence and reduce global warming pollution. Instead, Senators passed a sham amendment proposed by Senators Carl Levin (D-MI) and Kit Bond (R-MO).
The Senate voted for the irresponsible Levin-Bond amendment, allowing the Bush Administration to deepen our oil dependence. The Senate failed to pass an amendment to significantly improve the fuel economy of cars and light trucks introduced by Senator Richard Durbin (D-IL).
"In handing our nation's energy security over to the auto industry, the Senate bowed to the pressure of the Bush Administration working in cahoots with the auto industry," said Daniel F. Becker, Director of Sierra Club's Global Warming and Energy Program.
The Levin-Bond amendment leaves the fuel economy and safety issue to the Department of Transportation's National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) without providing them with a target for oil savings. NHTSA has failed to effectively implement fuel economy regulations and enforce auto safety standards for the last 25 years. Indeed, average fuel economy of 2002 model year vehicles is the lowest since 1980. The Administration's close ties to the auto-industry, including Chief of Staff Andrew Card's previous position as chief lobbyist for General Motors, are further indications that NHTSA will do little to increase CAFE standards. The Bush Administration's recent announcement of a small 1.5 mpg increase in light truck fuel economy standards shows that it is not serious about cutting our oil use.
"The Senate ignored a chance to make real progress in reducing our oil dependence, saving consumers money, and cutting global warming pollution," said Gary Skulnik, Washington Representative on Sierra Club's Global Warming and Energy Program. "The American people demand better from our Senators than this irresponsible vote to elevate the auto industry's short-term interests over Americans' safety and energy security."
Martin Luther King Jr."Wars are poor chisels for carving out peaceful tomorrows"
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The link is dead on and accepted, at least by me, as all that is needed.
Any disagreements? Not with the article, the author or the source, but with the facts?
Senior Member
You all want to answer my question....I asked earlier in this thread??
IF this was foreseen to be a catastrophic disaster for THE WORLD and our NATION..........
Why didn't Clinton-Gore do ANYTHING......in the time they were in the white house????
President Bush has only been in the white house six yrs..
Let's see........Clinton-Gore was there for???
I didn't think so.......
Last edited by stephanie; 05-08-2007 at 01:59 AM.
"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)
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They did a lot. You are stupid and ignorant if you believe otherwise. I'm not going to do your research for your sillyass theory for you.
Get back to the Lounge and get another Cape Cod, Staphy!!!!!!You all want to answer my question....I asked earlier in this thread??
IF this was foreseen to be a catastrophic disaster for THE WORLD and our NATION..........
Why didn't Clinton-Gore do ANYTHING......in the time they were in the white house????
I didn't think so.......
Senior Member
You know......they did nothing......
That one threw you all for a loop eh???
I love it...
Last edited by stephanie; 05-08-2007 at 02:19 AM.
"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)
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I repeat. They did enormous, for the times, good for the environment. Your argument and inclination is ignorant on it's premise and silly on it's projection.
Care to have a drink and take a break? C U in the Lounge!!!!!!!You know......they did nothing......
That one threw you all for a loop eh???
I love it...
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