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    Default Dumbest Thing I've Seen In Years

    I was about to put this in humor, but it's really not funny how incredibly stupid Jack Chick is. He's only slightly above Fred Phelps on the 'jackass who claims to be a Christian' scale. Here's his latest, a tract that almost surpasses Dark Dungeons in stupidity. It's about how believing in Santa Claus makes you a serial killer.

    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/...3_01.asp&wpp=b

    Edit: For comparison, here's Dark Dungeons, which shows definitively that playing table-top role-playing games will make you join a cult and kill yourself. It even ends with a good, old-fashioned book burning.

    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
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    hhhmmm...that would explain why i leave santa cookies and milk in a skull cup and pelvis platter.....

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    It's true in part; Parents should NOT lie to their kids about Santa, and junk
    “… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.

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    it's an age thing i think...i just sorta figured it out myself that he didn't exsist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmp View Post
    It's true in part; Parents should NOT lie to their kids about Santa, and junk
    I've always thought that this was a particularly weird part of our culture. Same goes with the Easter Bunny. I'll probably still trick my kids into believing in this mess anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gaffer
    Science wants to explain things and understand why they happen. Creationists want to use science to justify their own causes.

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    My kids believe in neither - yet both enjoy both holidays. We show santa cartoons to the kids - they get easter bunnies. They know sometimes we make-up funny stories as an excuse to get people to SHOP, for some holidays.

    “… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmp View Post
    My kids believe in neither - yet both enjoy both holidays. We show santa cartoons to the kids - they get easter bunnies. They know sometimes we make-up funny stories as an excuse to get people to SHOP, for some holidays.

    It's not a bad message, but serial killer? That's like those anti-drug commercials that show how smoking pot will make you a terrorist, don't you think?
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    I remember my sister being angry when she found out Santa wasn't real. However, she did not ATTACK people after that. And she enjoys an AMAZING relationship with Jesus, now.

    I don't tell my kids that Santa/Easter Bunny/Tooth Fairy are real. We have an excellent book by Harold Myra that explains the origin of Santa Claus, and ties it back to Jesus. Pretty much the same as dmp does, I guess... they know about Santa, but they also know it's a "game."
    Blessed be Your name, when the sun's shining down on me, when the world's "all as it should be," blessed be Your name!
    Blessed be Your name on the road marked with suffering, though there's pain in the offering, blessed be Your name!
    Every blessing You pour out I'll turn back to praise. When the darkness closes in, Lord, still I will say...
    Blessed be the name of the Lord!
    Blessed be Your name!

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    since when has jack chick ever done something that wasnt stupid, dumb, and usually offensive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmp View Post
    It's true in part; Parents should NOT lie to their kids about Santa, and junk
    But there is a Santa Claus. He is a Saint, therefore proven to exist, and he exists in all who give in the name of Christ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glockmail View Post
    But there is a Santa Claus. He is a Saint, therefore proven to exist, and he exists in all who give in the name of Christ.
    eh? I don't buy it.
    “… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmp View Post
    eh? I don't buy it.
    http://www.stnicholascenter.org/Brix?pageID=35
    “When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke

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    Quote Originally Posted by avatar4321 View Post
    since when has jack chick ever done something that wasnt stupid, dumb, and usually offensive?
    Yeah, but this one was over the top. It's like how Jack Thompson managed to stop being ignored for a couple of minutes when he blamed video games for the VA Tech shooting before the shooter had even been identified.
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    Tsk, tsk.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbit View Post
    Yeah, but this one was over the top. It's like how Jack Thompson managed to stop being ignored for a couple of minutes when he blamed video games for the VA Tech shooting before the shooter had even been identified.
    You got something comprehensive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychoblues View Post
    Tsk, tsk.



    You got something comprehensive?
    that question doesnt even make sense.

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