Equal responsibility for teen pregnancy

[gabosaurus]

A memo has been circulating among high school counselors regarding shared responsibility for teen pregnancy. It began with a some teen mothers who were upset that the guys equally responsible for their predicament suffering zero consequences for their actions.
In response they came up with a set of actions that they want followed if the male is to have any say in what happens with the child.

**Male is required to attend all prenatal counseling sessions, doctors appointments and must be in the delivery room for the birth.

**Beginning in the fourth month, male is required to wear a weighted pregnancy simulator that can not be removed at any time.

**Male and his family are responsible for half of all costs related to the pregnancy and delivery.

If this agreement is not fully agreed with in writing, the female retains all rights regarding the pregnancy, including the right to terminate it.

[Kathianne]

Doesn't sound legal to me.

[Missileman]

**Beginning in the fourth month, male is required to wear a weighted pregnancy simulator that can not be removed at any time.

Who comes up with this stupid shit? Parental and financial responsibility is one thing, but males don't get pregnant, it's a fact of life, deal with reality. Next, they'll insist the males get breast implants and take nausea inducing chemicals every morning...retards!