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    Default Alec Baldwin Caption Contest!

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    Name one thing the government does better than the private sector and I'll show you something that requires the use of force to accomplish.

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    "Sometimes, when I'm alone, I thumbwrestle myself."
    Quote Originally Posted by Gaffer
    Science wants to explain things and understand why they happen. Creationists want to use science to justify their own causes.

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    Between the three of us, our IQ might reach triple digits!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5stringJeff View Post
    Between the three of us, our IQ might reach triple digits!
    I thought the point was to be funny
    Quote Originally Posted by Gaffer
    Science wants to explain things and understand why they happen. Creationists want to use science to justify their own causes.

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    "If my belly was out to here like Rosie's, I'd be looking into some lyposuction!"

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    "I always mess up the 'this is the steeple' part!"

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    Ok ladies, I want this staring contest to be clean--nothing below the belt. Ready? Go!
    Quote Originally Posted by Gaffer
    Science wants to explain things and understand why they happen. Creationists want to use science to justify their own causes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbit View Post
    Trapped between two shrews, Alec realizes he is the most feminine person in the room.

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    <img src="http://image.debatepolicy.com/is.php?i=406&img=alecbaldwinview.jpg" border="0">
    UNITED STATES ARMY AVIATION

    Above the Best

    Why the Hell should I have to press “1” for ENGLISH?

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    I don't want you... Yes you do...

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    Please, someone get me outta here!

    After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown

    “Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
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    From this hand position, I can pimp-slap two hoes at the same time.
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    "Jeez Barbara, just because I called my daughter a pig doesn't mean I want to sit by one."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbit View Post
    alec: "rosie is this much bigger than me"

    rosie: "fuck you"

    babs: "that mole sure looks like cancer"

    "I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is."

    ~Albert Camus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbit View Post
    I'd be perfect on the Veiw, you could discuss "ME"
    Who else is as much a Bush-basher as I???
    An Italian Confusious Say: "He who throwist mud, losith ground"

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