My current wife married me for the new car, the new house and the paid for law school. I married her for her incredible figure.
I WIN
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My current wife married me for the new car, the new house and the paid for law school. I married her for her incredible figure.
I WIN
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Looks like everyone had their priorities straight!
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A wise man once said God gave man fire and man invented fire engines. Then God gave man love and man invented marriage
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Ronald Reagan
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Put me down in that category, oh wise oneOriginally Posted by Chloe
However, I'm not naive enough to think that will always be the case should I ever get a divorce (knock on wood).
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On a somewhat related note. I did tell my current wife before we got married that I wouldn't go through another divorce. I might attend a funeral, but no divorce.
Just Me
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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give me a drag, marriage makes me nervous too buddy !
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I'd prolly make you my second wifegive me a drag, marriage makes me nervous too buddy !
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Ohh
I'd prolly make you my second wife
Ohh, I didn't know you were Mormon........does that mean you really do like the laura ingalls nerd look?
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Ohh, I didn't know you were Mormon
LOL I'm not Mormon, just willing to make an exception for you or Drew Barrymore!! And by the way my wife has actually agreed to allowing a second wife if Drew would say yes. So, it's not a matter of can I, it's merely a matter of, does my wife want her to? LOL
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Careful what you wish for CH, the heat index went sky high the same time Chloe was traveling through the central mid west. Could there be a correlation with her presence and the high heat?
When I die I'm sure to go to heaven, cause I spent my time in hell.
You get more with a kind word and a two by four, than you do with just a kind word.
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If you can't stand the heat, stay out of Chloe's panties. Is that what you are telling me?Careful what you wish for CH, the heat index went sky high the same time Chloe was traveling through the central mid west. Could there be a correlation with her presence and the high heat?
Enemy of the State
Not what I was referring to.
When I die I'm sure to go to heaven, cause I spent my time in hell.
You get more with a kind word and a two by four, than you do with just a kind word.
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Yes. Both times. The first because of the wonderful daughter we had together and the second because she is the love of my life.
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
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When it comes to my girl, this sums up how I feel about her
Marriage or not, I'll take her
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