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My Christmas Wish List
Got this via email at work yesterday
HERE IS ALL I WANT
Obama:Gone!
Borders: Closed!
Language: English!
Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!
Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare!
No Freebies to: Non-Citizens!
ALSO----
BALANCED BUDGET!
TAX REFORM---FLAT TAX!
AND
TERM LIMITS FOR CONGRESS MEMBERS!
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Ronald Reagan
Steelers in '23
Boobies. And maybe a little sex too. I don't ask for much, and it's even free!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Smitten Senior Admin
Just an upgraded kitchen and master bathroom. I mean, really, is that too much to ask?
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Super Minion
World peace, I'm not greedy!
"The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill
Semper Fidelis
Unfortunately, world peace would mess everything up. But the sentiment is lovely.Originally Posted by Kathianne
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
Your head exploded
Silly me, I thought the Bill of Rights was part of the COTUS.
That's a good list though. Except that like Jim I would include boobs and sex.
Ignored by the alt-right
The constitution is culture?
"when socialism fails, blame capitalism and demand more socialism." - A friend
"You know the difference between libs and right-wingers? Libs STFU when evidence refutes their false beliefs." - Another friend
“Don't waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.” - Paulo Coelho
Smitten Senior Admin
Really in with the spirit of the thread, aren't you?The constitution is culture?
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Ignored by the alt-right
My mistake; how's this?Really in with the spirit of the thread, aren't you?
"when socialism fails, blame capitalism and demand more socialism." - A friend
"You know the difference between libs and right-wingers? Libs STFU when evidence refutes their false beliefs." - Another friend
“Don't waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.” - Paulo Coelho
Smitten Senior Admin
Pfft.My mistake; how's this?
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Senior Member
I would take in another homeless cat but my GF would divorce me
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Ronald Reagan
Got bananas?
Works for me and add to the list, term limits for members of Congress.
I am a child of God. He created me in His image. The wife, however, evolved from monkeys.
Senior Member
Also. ALL political ads must be governed under the Truth in Advertising law
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Ronald Reagan
Semper Fidelis
How about no more ads on TV for: condoms, feminine hygiene products, Activia (Gunny's fave) and the two uber-annoying commercials that they play 20 times in an hour - one is for frozen veggies and the other is for cake mixes.
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Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
Senior Member
How about no more ads with old folks telling us about when they fell and could not get up?
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Ronald Reagan
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