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Breaking: Kim Jong Il Dead
http://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-sa...030534452.html
Well that would be good news!North Korea says its leader Kim Jong Il has died<cite class="byline vcard">AP – <abbr title="2011-12-19T03:05:34Z">9 mins ago
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SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korean television announces in a "special broadcast" that its leader Kim Jong Il has died in Pyongyang. He was 69.
"The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill
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The Great Leader? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Your head exploded
Originally Posted by logroller
Anyone who shot a 12 on a par 18 golf course could surely keep himself from dying?
Good riddance, too bad the son who will take over is an even bigger piece of shit than the dad was.
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He apparently died a day or two ago. But no word got out of Korea about it until now.
The U.S. has surveillance satellites in orbit, of course, that cross over North Korea (and other countries) regularly. They are designed to pick up radio signals from the ground. My guess is that our gummint knew about it within a few minutes of its happening, but said nothing until North Korea said something.
"The social contract exists so that everyone doesn’t have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them." - Instapundit.com
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...reciprocal censorship?
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May God have mercy on his soul
I know I would not
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
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Socialism = Poverty
That's better than I could do.. I was just going to say "happy days..."
How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. - Ronald Reagan
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Surprised that the TV station was allowed to announce his death, with all of the censorship there. I won't lose any sleep. Now the clock begins ticking on the idiotic son taking over.
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
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I'll miss his colorful wardrobe and fashion statements
Enemy of the State
I hope he suffered great pain for a long period of time before dying.
When I die I'm sure to go to heaven, cause I spent my time in hell.
You get more with a kind word and a two by four, than you do with just a kind word.
Just Me
I think this is where "f*ck 'im" comes into play.
I hope he burns in Hell for eternity.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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There goes Obama's perfect record.
According to Limbaugh, Kim Jong Il was the only foreign leader Obama never had a chance to bow down to, or apologize to.
And now he never will.
Too bad, so sad.
"The social contract exists so that everyone doesn’t have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them." - Instapundit.com
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BTW, I've seen several headlines describing how North Korean citizens are crying inconsolably at the death of Kim Jong Il. And there's a piece of video of a large Korean woman, sobbing and wailing as she makes the announcement of Kim's passing.
When my wife saw that, she was amused.
My wife was born and raised in mainland China, came here and got her green card after the Tian An Men Square uprisings. Now she's a naturalized U.S. citizen.
She says that, when Chairman Mao died in 1976, everybody went around sobbing and wailing... but you never saw any actual tears in anyone's eyes. You had to wail and cry, because if you didn't, you risked being thrown in jail.
That was how Communist China was back then. I wonder if North Korea is any different?
"The social contract exists so that everyone doesn’t have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them." - Instapundit.com
Socialism = Poverty
He used to be Kim Jong Ill now he's Kim Jong Dead
How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. - Ronald Reagan
Just Me
A shame. Here I was hoping I could make him a hood ornament ....
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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