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    I said I would post a sample of my workout routine (designed by the two demons who call themselves my sons) so here it is. I left my weight numbers off because I don't want anyone thinking that those specific weights are what tehy should be doing. You have to work your way up to them. That, and I don't want all the young bucks out there laughing at me.

    Week 1

    Monday

    Bench Press (5 reps) set 1 = xxxlbs/set 2 = xxx+5lbs/set 3 = xxx+15lbs
    Overhead Press (5 reps) set 1 = xxxlbs/set 2 = xxx+10lbs/set 3 = xxx+15lbs
    Inclined barbell (10 reps) 4 sets at xx weight
    Seated row (10 reps) 4 sets at xx weight
    Dips (10 reps) 2 sets
    Chinups (10 reps) 2 sets
    Preacher Curls (10 reps) at xx weight

    Tuesday

    Cross Fit

    Wednsday

    Cross Fit

    Thursday

    Rest

    Friday
    Squats (5 reps) set 1 = xxx lbs/set 2 = xxx+10lbs/set 3 = xxx+20lbs
    Dead Lifts (5 reps) set 1 = xxx lbs/set 2 = xxx+5lbs/set 3 = xxx+15lbs
    Leg press with calf extensions (10 reps) 4 sets at xxx lbs
    Lunging Bus Driver (10 reps) 4 sets at xx lbs
    Power Good Morning (10 reps) 3 sets at xx lbs
    Roman Chair (10 reps) 3 sets at xx lbs
    ABS (20 reps) your choice

    Saturday

    Cross Fit

    Sunday

    rest

    This is the first week of 4; the next two weeks are the same exercises with heavier weight and less reps. Week 4 is deload week with less reps and less weight. Of course warm-up and stretch before starting the workout and run/eliptical/bike for desert. Overall takes about an hour.
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    wow. Mine consists of 12oz curls. Lift. twist. Open. Lift.


    Very impressive work-out. Makes me sleepy reading about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by dmp View Post
    wow. Mine consists of 12oz curls. Lift. twist. Open. Lift.


    Very impressive work-out. Makes me sleepy reading about it
    LOL! I used to do a LOT of 12 oz curls. Had to give it up though when I drank up my quota and somebody else's as well.
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    My work out routine

    Monday - Fri

    Morning
    sex with hot wife
    100 pushups
    100 situps/crunches whichever I feel up to
    5 mile run
    more sex with hot wife if she's feeling generous

    evening

    1 hour of swimming when the pool is open
    1 hour of dance now on the wii with daughter
    more sex with hot wife

    weekends

    as much sex with hot wife as can be had


    Seriously to all you guys trying to stay in shape I suggest you find a hot younger wife and have a kid. It will keep you young.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ConHog View Post
    My work out routine

    Monday - Fri

    Morning
    sex with hot wife
    100 pushups
    100 situps/crunches whichever I feel up to
    5 mile run
    more sex with hot wife if she's feeling generous

    evening

    1 hour of swimming when the pool is open
    1 hour of dance now on the wii with daughter
    more sex with hot wife

    weekends

    as much sex with hot wife as can be had


    Seriously to all you guys trying to stay in shape I suggest you find a hot younger wife and have a kid. It will keep you young.
    Nice! but the gym where I workout doesn't have the "hot wife" thingy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSM View Post
    Nice! but the gym where I workout doesn't have the "hot wife" thingy.
    That costs extra!! Like law school extra OUCH

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