So Jess got a Red Ryder bb gun. Top THAT.
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So Jess got a Red Ryder bb gun. Top THAT.
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AND Dove chocolates.
Nobody can top that.
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"You're gonna shoot your eye out, you're gonna shoot your eye out!"
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Are you kidding me? That isn't redneck ... that's urban cowboy! A real redneck would have gotten her a pink .357 magnum with 1000 rounds of hollow point.Originally Posted by Gunny
So Jess got a Red Ryder bb gun. Top THAT.
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"You're gonna shoot your eye out, you're gonna shoot your eye out!"
Just don't lick a frozen pole in the dead of winter.
The gelflings were chanting that last night.
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Patience, CSM.
That's a birthday present.
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Back when Mary liked me, I got her an air-compressor with two guns (Nail and staple).
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I can't buy real weapons or ammo in this communist state unless I register myself as a lethal weapon, or some such.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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I'll just sit here and wait for my one-piece, 4 ft long hand-axe from Farm King. I'm sure it won't be long ........
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Patience, dear. I'm not made of money, you know.
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I can't believe no one commented on this. You guys are def. slipping!"You're gonna shoot your eye out, you're gonna shoot your eye out!"
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Your head exploded
Holy shit, when my niece was like 4 we had the entire family over for a holiday and she wanted to shoot some toy gun my kid had and we wouldn't let her and when she asked why I told her cuz she'd shoot an eye out, well she freaked the fuck out and just started carrying on, well me and my brother just teased her even worse that she'd shoot an eye out, she ended up just freaking out to her papa that we were telling her shed shoot an eye out. Never seen anyone freak out like that over something like that. To this day we aren't allowed to say you'll shoot an eye out around here (not when dad is around anyway LOL)"You're gonna shoot your eye out, you're gonna shoot your eye out!"
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Ok - there's more to this than meets the eye.
Gunny knows that when I was a kid, I wanted a BB gun. My brother had one and even though this girl could shovel sh*t like the boys, do chores, drive the tractors, bale hay and straw ... girls didn't get to have guns. My mom kept buying me dolls. Ugh.
So I've griped about never getting a BB gun. He remembered and got it. It was a much better gift than diamonds or even chocolate, cuz he got something special. adoreheart-1.gif
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Your head exploded
Shit, now MY wife is going to read that and turn it into some "you know when I was a little girl, I wanted a world cruise, but no.........." bullshit.
Thanks for that.
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I figured it was thinking it must be something like that. Gunny is too smart to get something the love of his life didn't really want. Plus one for Gunny!
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson
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