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    Default The Sportsman's Double

    I'll confess,

    I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night.

    She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.

    In fact, she wasn't too bad at all,

    and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

    We drank a couple of beers,

    and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

    'What's that? I asked.

    'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

    As my mind began to embrace the idea,

    and I wondered what her daughter might look like,

    I said, 'No, I haven't.'

    We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,

    'tonight's your lucky night'.

    We went back to her place.

    We walked in.

    She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

    'Mom...you still awake?'

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    Ewwwwwww!
    Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    Ewwwwwww!
    I'm thinking if you're 90 years old, a 60 year old hottie might look pretty damned good!
    I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSM View Post
    I'm thinking if you're 90 years old, a 60 year old hottie might look pretty damned good!
    And her mom too? I dunno, CSM.

    But then again, I'm not a guy.
    Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.

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    Reminds me of a few months ago, when i overheard this in work between two drunk customers...

    "If you could live a healthy life without having to harm other animals, why wouldn't you?"

    "I don't really do material about religion, because i feel kinda bad, you know, like the battles already been won, no need to rub it in, just be respectful...like if you're at a party and someone says they're a Jew or a Muslim its rude to go "Oh, how ridiculous" so you know instead just be respectful, in the same way you would of the eight year old who's running around during the party with his arms out saying he's a helicopter"

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