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    Default The Sportsman's Double

    I'll confess,

    I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night.

    She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.

    In fact, she wasn't too bad at all,

    and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

    We drank a couple of beers,

    and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

    'What's that? I asked.

    'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

    As my mind began to embrace the idea,

    and I wondered what her daughter might look like,

    I said, 'No, I haven't.'

    We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,

    'tonight's your lucky night'.

    We went back to her place.

    We walked in.

    She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

    'Mom...you still awake?'

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    Ewwwwwww!
    Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    Ewwwwwww!
    I'm thinking if you're 90 years old, a 60 year old hottie might look pretty damned good!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSM View Post
    I'm thinking if you're 90 years old, a 60 year old hottie might look pretty damned good!
    And her mom too? I dunno, CSM.

    But then again, I'm not a guy.
    Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.

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    Reminds me of a few months ago, when i overheard this in work between two drunk customers...

    If you also agree that an animals suffering should be avoided rather than encouraged, consider what steps you can take.

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