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    Default So There I was at Jess's Sister's ...

    .. and did a total nose dive in the mud. Just freakin' yuck. Funny thing is, they were waiting for me to melt down over it. I was too busy laughing at myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    .. and did a total nose dive in the mud. Just freakin' yuck. Funny thing is, they were waiting for me to melt down over it. I was too busy laughing at myself.
    Pics or it didn't happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WayInstain View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen.
    Trust me. It happened. Got the boots on the porch to prove it.

    Not to mention Jess n sis laughted their butt's off at me. And no, you DON'T get pics of THAT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Trust me. It happened. Got the boots on the porch to prove it.

    Not to mention Jess n sis laughted their butt's off at me. And no, you DON'T get pics of THAT.
    Ometimes, you just HAVE to laugh ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Trust me. It happened. Got the boots on the porch to prove it.

    Not to mention Jess n sis laughted their butt's off at me. And no, you DON'T get pics of THAT.
    Damn.

    How'd they rate your dive? Did you stick the landing? Or did the landing just make you sticky?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSM View Post
    Ometimes, you just HAVE to laugh ....
    I was cracking up. They were mortified. Apparently, my predecessor didn't have quite the same sense of humor I do. They didn't know what to do with me laughing at myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    I was cracking up. They were mortified. Apparently, my predecessor didn't have quite the same sense of humor I do. They didn't know what to do with me laughing at myself.

    Well, I'm betting that you have rolled around in the mud more than once, given your past profession ... and that was intentional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSM View Post
    Well, I'm betting that you have rolled around in the mud more than once, given your past profession ... and that was intentional.
    Oddly enough, it tasted like mud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WayInstain View Post
    Damn.

    How'd they rate your dive? Did you stick the landing? Or did the landing just make you sticky?
    Only my sister got to see it but she was pretty impressed with his commitment to the dive. Four-point landing and he had the muddy clothes to prove it.

    And she tried really hard not to laugh. Mostly, she was concerned that the old fella fell and broke his hip on her property.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    Only my sister got to see it but she was pretty impressed with his commitment to the dive. Four-point landing and he had the muddy clothes to prove it.

    And she tried really hard not to laugh. Mostly, she was concerned that the old fella fell and broke his hip on her property.
    I'm calling James Sokolove.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    I'm calling James Sokolove.
    Go for it, sweetheart.

    A. She warned you it was greasy on top, which is why we didn't drive the truck across that area.

    B. It was an act of God. He's trying to get your attention one way or another.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    Go for it, sweetheart.

    A. She warned you it was greasy on top, which is why we didn't drive the truck across that area.

    B. It was an act of God. He's trying to get your attention one way or another.
    Uh huh. You're in trouble.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Uh huh. You're in trouble.
    Not thinking so. You'll notice that YOU are the one that God whapped in the back and sent flying to the prone position. It's a sign, dude.
    Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    Not thinking so. You'll notice that YOU are the one that God whapped in the back and sent flying to the prone position. It's a sign, dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    I ain't scared. All I gotta do is sic the minions on you.

    Or lead you to a muddy spot.
    Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.

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