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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    I ain't scared. All I gotta do is sic the minions on you.

    Or lead you to a muddy spot.
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    I can envision it now...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    I ain't scared. All I gotta do is sic the minions on you.

    Or lead you to a muddy spot.
    All you REALLY need is a 800 lb pig for me to gawk at and not pay attention to the ruts. I swear I've never seen a pig that big in my life. No wonder everyone's always scrambling to provide the sis with slop.
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    Man, if ya really wanted to screw with the extended family, you should have screamed "INCOMING" as you went down! Then laughed yer ass off, cuz you slipped and scared the hell outta em! All at once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. P View Post
    Man, if ya really wanted to screw with the extended family, you should have screamed "INCOMING" as you went down! Then laughed yer ass off, cuz you slipped and scared the hell outta em! All at once.
    Nah. I like Jess's sis. I'd bet money against her and most guys.

    'Cept she owns an 800 lb pig ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post

    'Cept she owns an 800 lb pig ...
    I doubt Jess owns her sister.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabosaurus View Post
    I doubt Jess owns her sister.
    Da fuck? I reported, new rule no family, try reading it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    All you REALLY need is a 800 lb pig for me to gawk at and not pay attention to the ruts. I swear I've never seen a pig that big in my life. No wonder everyone's always scrambling to provide the sis with slop.
    tusk.jpg

    but he's "only " around 400 lbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabosaurus View Post
    Gabs - do you KNOW Jess and her Sister? That is to ask: Are you close enough to them to be making jokes which, on the surface, seem mean-spirited? Maybe you'll apologize and we'll move on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dmp View Post
    Gabs - do you KNOW Jess and her Sister? That is to ask: Are you close enough to them to be making jokes which, on the surface, seem mean-spirited? Maybe you'll apologize and we'll move on?
    I'll apologize and move on if you promise not to make me meet Jess and her sister.

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    Gabs removed from thread. Sorry Jess.
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    The next time we're over there, I'll take a picture of Mary to post here (that's the pet pig). We're just trying to figure out what to use for comparison, so you get the idea of how big she really is. Gunny says you have to see it to believe it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Nah. I like Jess's sis. I'd bet money against her and most guys.

    'Cept she owns an 800 lb pig ...
    Now, with this flaming of family thing at the forefront of our minds, I don't think it's a good idea to refer to her husband like that, Gunny. Just sayin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. P View Post
    Now, with this flaming of family thing at the forefront of our minds, I don't think it's a good idea to refer to her husband like that, Gunny. Just sayin
    Nah, she thinks men are pretty much worthless. She has a bumper sticker that says "Men are not pigs. Pigs are intelligent, sensitive creatures."
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