I imagine I would be just like this cool little character!
Steelers in '23
If I were a monkey
I imagine I would be just like this cool little character!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
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What are the odds of you evolving into a monkey?Originally Posted by jimnyc
I imagine I would be just like this cool little character!
BAZINGA
Steelers in '23
If I had a son he would look just like the monkey!What are the odds of you evolving into a monkey?
BAZINGA
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Your head exploded
prolly be as perverted to. LOL
Steelers in '23
That would be awesome. I could train my monkey to pull down the tops of women. You can't very well call the cops on an innocent little monkey? That's like the movie Hangover 2 - they have the monkey being a drug dealer, he takes the money and goes and get drugs and brings it back. The guy says "Monkey is great middle man. You ever see monkey in jail?"
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Your head exploded
If ur kid is cute enough , you don't have to have them pull the women's tops off, the women will do it for you themselves. When I was a single dad of a young son it didn't take long to figure out that women LOVE a single daddy. I was a DILF.That would be awesome. I could train my monkey to pull down the tops of women. You can't very well call the cops on an innocent little monkey? That's like the movie Hangover 2 - they have the monkey being a drug dealer, he takes the money and goes and get drugs and brings it back. The guy says "Monkey is great middle man. You ever see monkey in jail?"Well, I still am, but not available.
Huge Douchebag
We are cunning and wily creatures.
Super Minion
Indeed. Can't hit you right, center, or left! Damn!
"The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill
Liberal moonbat
What do you mean "if?"
Huge Douchebag
I'm always up for hittin' it.Indeed. Can't hit you right, center, or left! Damn!
Senior Member
if you were a monkey, would you still throw your feces?......
...full immersion.....
Steelers in '23
Only at liberals
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
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One thing about ConReps, they are never short of feces. Haven't met one yet that wasn't full of it.Only at liberals
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